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# dude
make a flash preloader

PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:22, archived)
# Heh heh
you can't please everyone, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:23, archived)
# yeah you can
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:23, archived)
# with bubblewrap
and butter, lots of butter...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# Yes
I can. You can't. Neh neh neh neh neh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# its 200 kb
and i have 56k - i cant make pre loaders anyway
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# sure you can
it's the best way to keep people on your page while waiting.

PS if it's 2OOKb why does it take about 30 seconds over a 512KB/S connection?

EDIT: sorry, it actually takes about 4 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:25, archived)
# i was looking at it for about 2 minutes
and fuck all happened
(600kb connection)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Heh heh
I saw that edit ; )
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:28, archived)
# *whistles nonchalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Ooh I like that song
how does it go again?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:33, archived)
# I don't know
and I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:38, archived)
# I wasn't talking to you
RUN!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:40, archived)
# *runs!!*
why am I running?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:43, archived)
# posterity
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:43, archived)
# ahh
*posteirs nonchalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:44, archived)
# now stop.
Hammer time!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:47, archived)
# maybe
you have AOL




*runs
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# you better run
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Dude
no need to be offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Because of
SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# bastard
that science.. grrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:28, archived)
# Your
"512KB/S" connection must be made of cheese. Or jam. Or Jeremy Beadles gnarled hand juice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# how long did other 512KBers
take to to open this flash file then?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# instant
from here, but then I'm apparently on 576k... ooohhhh
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:32, archived)
# Actually
I'm on 700-odd KB/s :P ner!

'Twas pretty much instant, though. The audio and graphics should stream if your connection is fast enough

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:34, archived)
# ha ha!
but seriously, do you think you'd get any juice out of that hand?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# Yes
there's a few drops left. It's like the husk of a twisted segment of lemon. Seemingly dry, but if you squeeze hard enough, goodness can be found within...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:35, archived)
# wow.
you drunk is something i would like to see in person.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:36, archived)
# He he
Yeah, It's truly a sight to behold. Seriously, it's like a party in your mouth and only Jeremy Beadle and a select few A-list celebrities are invitied.

/boogies on down...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:38, archived)
# EVERYBODY DANCE!
EVERBODY DANCE LIKE THERE'S ASS IN YOUR PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:43, archived)
# For some reason this post
has made me want to listen to some Nick Cave.
*puts headphones on*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:46, archived)
# Oh Mr. Beadle
your handjuice is so rare, so bitter, and so deliciously wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:37, archived)
# They're pretty easily actually
have a look at www.flashkit.com
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)