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[challenge entry] Those Bison Look mighty tasty!

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(dedlymonkey, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:09, archived)
# they dont look that scared...
(Ush, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:10, archived)
# more
bored really

edit: aren't they buffalos? What's the difference? ...*waits for it*
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:11, archived)
# I dont know what the difference is to be honest
have you ever seen a bison / buffalo scared before?
Because that is what they look like.
(dedlymonkey, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:13, archived)
# you can't wash your hands
in a homo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:13, archived)
# you cant wash your hands in either of them
cos they are animals
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:13, archived)
# ok
have changed the strapline for you

(for those who are confused by the thread.
The headline originally read:
"those buffalo look mighty scared" and I changed it from "scared" to "tasty" due to the pedants on this board)
Is everyone happy now?
(dedlymonkey, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:14, archived)
# That makes the
thread read a little oddly
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:15, archived)
# and now
this thread sounds wrong
(dedlymonkey, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:17, archived)
# So,
things that all gayers knob:

*other men
*animals
*children

Have I missed anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Ham.
They like slimey sliced ham.

so I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:14, archived)
# oh bollock it backwards
I have some lovely slimey ham in the fridge at home and forgot to make a sandwich this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Make one
tonight...with mayo!

*pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:19, archived)
# patio furniture
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I think that covers it
(although I always get confused between homosexualists and catholic priests)

(poppers or incense ... poppers or incense ... ?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:15, archived)
# homosexualists are not by default peadophiles
however catholic priests are
(dedlymonkey, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:18, archived)
# aha!
*takes notes*

now ... which ones are we allowed to burn at the stake when the daily mail revolution happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Only the paediatricians,
my eager young lynch mob.
(Lapin, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:25, archived)
# I'll try and clear it up
Bumgays will be burned when the catholic revolution starts, however if a bumgay fiddles children and wears a black dress then he will be exempt and therefore not burned.
When the Daily Mail revolution starts everyone who has ever had any fun that does not involve 'the lord (jesus christ) filling their heart with happiness' will be burned along with 'all' gays because they are just wrong.
(dedlymonkey, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Jesus.
(Lapin, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:24, archived)