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[challenge entry] anyone who has ever worked for them might get this
i really really reaaly hate this horrible scum hole of a company sucxk

From the Corporate Rebranding challenge. See all 800 entries (closed)

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# here's my arse
*shows bumhole*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Put it away
before someone parks a bike in it
(Astatine, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# oops
you should eat less red meat, young fella
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# i'm a vegetarian! = |

have i been found out then?

i thought shutting down my site would stop people..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)
# hooray for veggies!
:D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# You won't be needing those canines then...
*rummages through drawer for small hammer and pliers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# *passes large, industrial-sized drill*







I really shouldn't have eaten that...
(wobblyjelly, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# badum
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# It may be all the chickpeas then
/just a thought
(wobblyjelly, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)
# My!
That is a horrible scum hole!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Yes.
If there was a picture in the post, I might know what you're on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Them!?
You work for *them*?!

ARGH - THEM!?

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# nice eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Thanks :)
I thought the ordinary 'eeep' didn't really express the full nature of the 'eeep'-ness of things.

So I made my own 'eeep', which I feel, conveys its true meaning.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# No idea what you're talking about
I shop in Waitrose

Now then I'm going speed dating in a few weeks, and have forgotten how to converse with women,especially in a 4 minute situation. I need questions.....
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Are they real?
Do you swallow?
Were you a man?
Do you like it up the arse?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Those are my usual lines
I need something endearing
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)
# Do you fuck horses?
Can I watch?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Writes those down
Should bag me a few, I am in Dorset after all
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)
# a/s/l
That's all you need, isn't it?
(weedom, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# "Can I smell your fanny?"
"No"
"Must be your arsehole then."
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)
# shasda
just to re iterate i really hate this place, its like a cult....spit
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)