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# Seen it.
Its illegal to link to I heard?

(come on, I need some offencive t-shirt ideas)
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# "offensive t-shirt slogans are for cunts"
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahahaahaha
winner
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# So what the hell do you talk about in the pub?
Your feelings?

Poof.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Fuck off
You brainless hooligan


/stereotype

I don't like football so by default I must love teh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Honestly, though,
what do you talk about in the pub?

Remove football and the average post-work drink would end in awkward silence within about 2 minutes. Football is the nation's social lubricant (at least before the beer starts working).
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I talk to the lovely ladies
and have heated discussions about music and other interesting stuff.

Edit:
The t shirt is based on the fact that someone asked me about the footie and even after I said I wasn't that intersted they still carried on. That's what annoys me. And cunts who try to talk about it when I;m trying to take a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# being well-rounded
is quite attractive to the ladies, so i hear. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *tries to work out whether that's an insult or niceness*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# complete niceness.
it gets boring when you try to have a conversation with someone who only ever rattles on about one subject.

viva le variety!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Yay for you.
*hugs the pretty yank*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# *hugs*
i'm usually quite fluffy. takes a lot for me to get ticked off or snarky. ;)

edit: and thank you for the compliment... *blush*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# I can talk about computers and porn
Is that good enough?
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# see now
you might want to interject football into that mix, if only to round-out your geekiness. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# I'm not geeky...
... Ok yes I am. But I hide it quite well.
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# There's always lively debate over which
Barmaid would have to have it. That can take up a whole hour depending on quality of barmaid(s).
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Indeed sir
and in Didcot ALL the barmaids love teh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Really ?!
*plans night raid on Didcot*

In Bracknell, they all love teh Prams and free council houses. Slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Well, that too
But you have to get there before 7 o'clock, before they all get preggers
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'll have a Loyalty Card one, thangyew. I hate it when they test my masculinity by asking me for one.

You should really learn to love football instead of teh cock. Tis nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
now that i may just have to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I'm making that as soon as I get the shirts
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# in that case, see also
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/sexisttshirt.jpg
and www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/sexisttshirtFeelyour.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# I like
Hope mum brought loadsa shirts.
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# let me know how
it turns out.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# or even simply
"Anal sex?
What a pain in the ass"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Your a king.
MORE MORE!
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)