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# *cries*
I don't like this game anymore...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# You have the alarm
and the spade

you are safe

*strokes furrys hair*

It will all be OK
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I am afeered.
On a brighter note (and a slight TJ) I just found a HUUUUUUUGE spider in my editor's mug when I went to make a coffee.

I hope it's a salmonella-carrying one or something.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# with any luck
its eggs will end in your ed's lungs
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# That would be ALL TEH BEST.
Unfortunately I didn't have time to look at its bits to see if it was a girl spider or a boy spider.* Can but hope, though.

*not entirely sure how I would tell, either.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# If it's not
Just give me said editors name and address and I can always send something from my "special selection" (out of anthrax right now though)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# just remember the green spang code rule 1.
stop
look
listen
and spang with caution.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# aww now see
YOU ARE MAKING TEH PEOPLE CRY!

There there.

*runs off to find extra-large boxes of tissue*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# *blows nose*
Snanks...!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# this is no time
for fwappage!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# it's ALWAYS time for fwappage
silly. ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# in that case...

*fwappity fwap*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# *comforts*
there there, it'll be alright

I hope
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Wipe those tears away, duck.
How's tricks up there, in Scotland, where the wild things live?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Fortunately no dugats, though (I hope).
When are you coming up, anyhoo?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# I don't have a clue what this Dugats business is all about.
But I do think it's funny...

I'm jaunting north in August, I think, gigs/ cash/ work permitting. Chris has even found an old mattress for me to sleep on, the little bobby dazzler.

So, August: prepare to be underwhelmed.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Yay!
I'm away the last weekend in August though, so make sure it's beforehand.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Aight.
That's Notts gangsta for 'ok'.

Where you gwan?

That's Notts gangsta for 'where are you going?'

Bling bling is it.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# The Schouth of Schpain.
For me holliers, should be jolly. Sorry about not replying to your e-mail t'other day, btw, I am very disorganised.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Don't worry,
he's dressed as a Beattie, he can't hurt you.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# There there.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
The number of gallant men who go to comfort a frightened girl...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Chivalry ain't dead.
It's just a little slow.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)