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# Otter's can't afford expensive booze.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# awwwwww
poor little otter. ;(
*sniff*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# serves him right... evil little bugger*
woo to your pic!


*otters ARE the most foul evil creatures known to man.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# well. they smell of fish.
badgers are worse, i would have thought.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# badgers aren't hellbent on world domination.
otters are.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# 14lbs of monterey jack and the continent of australia.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I saw some otters
at Chessington today - kids kept on swinging their bags into the compound to see them attack...
Unfortunately none of the little shits (humans) got bitten...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# they will...
oh they will...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# awwww
otters are cool, I met a tame one once, it went on my shoulders like a cat :)

TJ: god I'm bored, wishing I had a fibreoptic link rather than cruddy 512k broadbean, then I could be watching the Pac-Man cartoons rather than watching the download window
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# it was searching for a perch
so it could eat your brains and manifest itself in your body.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I found a ferret once, and took it home.
It was very smelly and obsessed with seeking out holes to crawl down. It was also highly energetic and never stopped moving (except it could be hypnotised by whistling a certain note). It annoyed me for months until I found somebody to give it away to.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# Kiki
poing poing poing
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Pikey fuckers.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# it's all about the abuse.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# There's
nothing wrong with ASDA's own brand white cider - ungrateful otter...

w/y/h!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# cider?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Nice!
I've been playing with sampling software recently and I know just the place for that!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# it originates from that classic film
Animal House
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
that's cute
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# oh dam.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Fucking pissed-up dole-ite otter scum!
I think we should hunt them and kill them and wear their fur
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# i already am.
*flashes otter-skin underpants*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Cor!
A fur-lined willy warmer! How luxuriant!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)
# and buttock warmer.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)