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# over heard in a board meeting
and refering to the then bosses use of an OHP projector

fuck me the fucking fucker has fucked the fucking thing

Thats how to get to the top lads
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Fucking arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# over head projector projector?
(1, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Yes...
Its only use is to project an image of an OHP
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:35, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# eh yeah
atm machine
pin number
er DTI department
er DCB bit
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Redundant intitials
The best one I've seen was an advert from the New England engineering company for a machine that puts the lids on tablet bottles.

The machine was the New England NERCC Rotatary Chuck Capper.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)
# that is indeed
some mighty fine redundency they obviously feared the death of initials in the event of the russians attacking and thought they should add a safty factor like all good engineers
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Noun, adjective, verb, all in one sentence
"The fucking fucker's fucked."

Overheard by a teacher...in a primary school
(I helped save b3ta! doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)