your penis look like that?!
i'm so sorry...
but i see what you mean
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:57,
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but i see what you mean
I think
he means that it eats trees and stands outside huts in Iceland looking menacing.
Possibly.
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:03,
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Possibly.
I knew a bloke
who used to eat sticks
until one day he chomped on one with dog poo on it - ugh
(fact)
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:57,
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until one day he chomped on one with dog poo on it - ugh
(fact)
I knew a
guy who used to eat pencils. He would bite the end right off them. I tried it once, it's quite painful
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:58,
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I've done that
it's not too bad until you get to the lead - that fooks your chompers right up
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:00,
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I have on two separate occassions
eaten a full-sized plastic fork*.
*Obviously a different one each time
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:02,
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*Obviously a different one each time
Iceland
apparently.
Do you want to move there? You'll have to put up with the (alleged) cock-monster there eating all your trees though.
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 1:59,
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Do you want to move there? You'll have to put up with the (alleged) cock-monster there eating all your trees though.
hmmmm
maybe I don't like trees
(I like trees)
(but I'm not a hugger)
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:01,
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(I like trees)
(but I'm not a hugger)
yipes
and yay!
I gave a friend that Scary Kevin birthday card on Wednesday, she liked it..!
and I put a tag for your web site on the back too, and told everyone how good you are.
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 2:26,
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I gave a friend that Scary Kevin birthday card on Wednesday, she liked it..!
and I put a tag for your web site on the back too, and told everyone how good you are.