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[challenge entry] Michael Parkinson refused to be a pall bearer for t' funeral


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(willtheyorwon'tthey, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
nice one !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I hear the funeral was good...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:04, archived)
# but the reception was awful!


Edit: Woo to the pic aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Pavlov's bloody dogs,
the lot of ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:06, archived)
# *salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaha
the arm's still around emu,
here's a pound:
£1
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Has this
£1 thing got old yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:06, archived)
# free (hypothetical) money?
i used mine to buy some diluted water and a left handed screwdriver
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:07, archived)
# No way!
I want a pound! In fact, I've had one so I'd like several more, please.
(:Nelly:, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:07, archived)
# You can't have spent the pound I gave you yesterday already,
you must have gone on some sort of insane shopping spree.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Darlink
Of *course* I've spent it already. A girl needs the finer things in life, don't you know?
(:Nelly:, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Okaaaaaay, here's another pound:
£1.
That's the last one I'm giving you, y' hear?
Go and get yerself a nice hat with a flower in it and some perfume and something shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:16, archived)
# ooh, thank you Uncle Prune!
Your benevolence, generosity and...aaaah! Only two synonyms? Oh my Gosh! I've lost my perspicacity!
(:Nelly:, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I think you're feeling left out,
Here you go lil' fella', have a pound:
£1

I've only been doing this for two and a half days, it'll stop when I run out of money and anyway I'll do what I want with my virtual money.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:09, archived)
# not since he upgraded from
20 shillings
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Arf!
I shall never tire of Rod Hull jokes. Fact.


w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:06, archived)
# What's got 4 legs and goes "shhhhhhhhh"?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Rod Hulls TV.


What were Rod Hull's last words?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Is there a picture yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Hahah!
I like that!

The one I heard was

'For Fucks Sake Emu, don't let go!'
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] a woo and a very old repost for you
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:15, archived)