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[challenge entry] Jimmy Greaves


Funeral related so I might as well compo it.

Old ones:

Jeremy Irons | Ian and Geoffrey Rush | Thomas Gainsborough | Ella Fitzgerald | George Lazenby | Reese Witherspoon | Vanessa Feltz | Ralph Fiennes | Ginger Rogers | Virginia Wade | Colin and Tom Baker | Guy Fawkes | Wayne Sleep | THE REST

From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Hee hee hee...
He looks like he's eating his hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:29, archived)
# Perhaps he is...
...with grief
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:30, archived)
# poor guy
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)
# or a Mr Kipling french fancy
dunno why, just looks like that's what he's eating.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:32, archived)
# hehe, woo!


who wants to play Chevron?

It goes like this, someone replies to this post with anything (but no multiliners or pictures), then i reply to that, then you reply etc etc until I shout "CHEVRON!"

Then you have to reverse it by replying to the post 2 posts back, in order to make a > sign. Ready? Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)
# huh?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:32, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# me next !
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# now me (reply to me, we can't get the same person twice in a row)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)
# a few more ?
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)
# of course, when i shout chevron remember
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)
# feral is a little behind us
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# sure is
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# there's a double happening
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# CHEVRON
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# well that was fun
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# i think
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)
# i personally think
you're a top bloke
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# that's funny, because i hate the ground you walk on
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# harsh
:(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# it's not harsh... THIS would be harsh...
*breathes in*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# i'm waiting
/taps toes impatiently
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# oh, sorry...
you smell! har har
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)
# lala
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# hammer time !
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Go on, then
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# ok.. smooth so far.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)
# The
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)
# eggnog
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# look, i fucked it up
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# make it a saw wave and pretend it was what we intended
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# baaa
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)
# CHEVRON here!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)
# WOOO !
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# mooo
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# it's not a problem
we just have a bump
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)
# borked!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)
# twat
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)
# how so
:P
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# batman
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Woo!
He's a tomato!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Ironic you should say that
Look at the source pic:
Source pic
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Heheh.
I think they're related.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# hehe, here we go again
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Weee!
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Wee? ewe, mop it up
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Are you calling Jimbo a sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# sheep, no. But they are alluring,,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# harhar!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# chevronification!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)
# wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)
# I had to
redden up the hand to make it even vaguely match his face.

/edit you filthy thread-jacking swines
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# lalalalala
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)
# seven sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)
# bumgrapes
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# done
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# arse
(I helped save b3ta! just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# bums
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)
# bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)
# this part
has a subtle theme.. i just cant put my finger on it
(I helped save b3ta! just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Oi! None of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)