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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:06, archived)
# lol...
who has a photocopier at home anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:07, archived)
# umm...
me.
(Acemandoo, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:07, archived)
# really?!?
never really had the need for one
would love to get a scanner though but just cant be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:08, archived)
# yeah
i figured i'd never need it either. but then what did i get on friday... a form i had to photocopy! i was so chuffed... used it for the first time :P
(Acemandoo, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:10, archived)
# I DO I DO!
I don't actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:08, archived)
# me.
well, one of these
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Same here!
'tis ace, isn't it?
(Gimbo, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:11, archived)
# heeeeeeeee-uge
but great.

the only thing PC World has ever done good for me (£49.99)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:12, archived)
# How else
do you think I've been making counterfeit money all these years?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:08, archived)
# ahem

easy when you know how
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:09, archived)
# lol
weve had one that looked pretty similar to that in the shop i work at.
and one that wasnt cut straight (parallelogram tenner!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:11, archived)
# LOL
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Me*



*100% bollocks
(Human, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:09, archived)
# I have a combined
Fax, printer, copier & blow up doll.

I make a fortune at the 'sperm donors clinic' for minimal outlay.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:10, archived)
# tee hee
apparently if you send off for those things the "way to make money" is to tell other people to give you money in exchange for the secret of the way to make money. Brilliant.

Unfortunately, my telling you that for free has destroyed the entire system and all our lives are forfeit. But it was worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:09, archived)