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1. Quick straw poll. If you died tomorrow, would you want:
- Your web presence maintained for an indefinite period
- Your web presence to die a natural death
- Everything you ever published or posted on the web or to Usenet systematically wiped out
2. Why the hell would you want create an emorial 'for two weeks with no obligation'?
From the Illustrated Spam challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)
( , Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:02, archived)

I'd want every piece of HTML code I'd ever written included on the gravestone.
EDIT: Or be respawned
/Level 2
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:05,
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EDIT: Or be respawned
/Level 2

like to rise from the grave a few days later, just like our saviour, the lord jesus christ.
could i come in and talk to you about god?
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:05,
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could i come in and talk to you about god?

you lot hang your fathers from trees for 9 days
I don't want your sort in here
but feel free to visit next door
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:06,
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I don't want your sort in here
but feel free to visit next door

you can read it in your own time.
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:08,
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but thanks for the offer
is it just in my area or are the jehovas witnesses dieing out and being replaced with scary smiley ameriacn evangelicals?
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:10,
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is it just in my area or are the jehovas witnesses dieing out and being replaced with scary smiley ameriacn evangelicals?

i haven't had a doorstep god-botherer knock on my door for years.
i think they are getting lazy.
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:14,
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i think they are getting lazy.

Mind you, I've just moved into a cul-de-sac. Perhaps they're worried about getting cornered.
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:15,
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and the barbed wire fence.
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:16,
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perhaps the second coming came and went and took them with it?
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:16,
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I hope for the love of god the stuff I post on the internet is not my highest achievment in life.
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:06,
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