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[challenge entry] 'Dying to get website traffic? Problem Solved!'


1. Quick straw poll. If you died tomorrow, would you want:
- Your web presence maintained for an indefinite period
- Your web presence to die a natural death
- Everything you ever published or posted on the web or to Usenet systematically wiped out

2. Why the hell would you want create an emorial 'for two weeks with no obligation'?

From the Illustrated Spam challenge. See all 430 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:02, archived)
# option D
to be brought back to life as a new god
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Option n
Rise from the grave to wreak bloody revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# option c
as its all utter wank
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# </life>
I'd want every piece of HTML code I'd ever written included on the gravestone.
EDIT: Or be respawned
/Level 2

(Small Beer, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Wiped out.
I fear I'm pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:05, archived)
# if i died tomorrow i would
like to rise from the grave a few days later, just like our saviour, the lord jesus christ.

could i come in and talk to you about god?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:05, archived)
# No
you lot hang your fathers from trees for 9 days
I don't want your sort in here
but feel free to visit next door
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:06, archived)
# well can i give you a copy if the watchtower to go away with?
you can read it in your own time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Once again no
but thanks for the offer
is it just in my area or are the jehovas witnesses dieing out and being replaced with scary smiley ameriacn evangelicals?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:10, archived)
# i don't know it depends on what area your in.
i haven't had a doorstep god-botherer knock on my door for years.

i think they are getting lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:14, archived)
# It's been a while for me, too.
Mind you, I've just moved into a cul-de-sac. Perhaps they're worried about getting cornered.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:15, archived)
# i think mine has something to do with the burning cross in the front lawn
and the barbed wire fence.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:16, archived)
# .
perhaps the second coming came and went and took them with it?
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:16, archived)
# yak yak
arf
(Sigma5, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Not really that fussed
I hope for the love of god the stuff I post on the internet is not my highest achievment in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:06, archived)
# my unhappy spirit
to wander the Earth unresting until my killer had been caught and brought to justice





/james herbert
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:07, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:29, archived)