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# more star wars fun
You're a member of the rebel alliance and a traitor - LYNCH HIM!!!

(jeebus 73, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Must have more toast
with blackcurrant jam
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Are those Stormtrooper models for real
or have you remodelled the helmets?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Those are from
"The Empire Strikes Back" - from the scenes on the ice planet of Hoth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:42, archived)
# I don't think they were trying
for subtlety with the Good versus Evil concept then.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
Incidently, Did anyone used to play warhammer 40 000 when they were ickle? It has to be the most nazi game ever
(Willboy:, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Well it is based around a very old guy who's the Emperor
of the Imperium and is wired up to a super computer probably constantly viewing b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:43, archived)
# Tragically
I used to paint those things.. god I'm sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Nope, but I have played the demo for Dawn Of War
and it fucking rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:44, archived)
# I might be tempted to purchase that one
it's out later this month.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Me too.
I still find it great fun everytime the commander bloke smacks one of your enemies 50 feet across the map.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:50, archived)
# I don't normally go for Command and Conquer type games
as they tend to be simplistic point and click warfare, but apparently they have added a bit more strategy to the formula as each character engages the enemy with it's own a.i. battle system.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:54, archived)
# There's some interesting stuff in there,
I would recommend the demo to see what you think of it first, as you could in theory get by with simple point and click tactics, aleast against the computer opponents in the demo.
But as I've discovered with most games, how you play against a computer is often quite different to how you play against other people.
If you know what you're doing, all thedifferent stances, adn the morale system, and the customising what weapons your squads carry will make an awful lot of difference to how well you do.

That probably doesn't make much sense, as I'm crap at explaining stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# It does make sense
I used to play a lot of Original Warhammer and every little detail could mean the difference between having a winning army or one that gets stuck in heavy ground because it's wearing too much armour. So it sounds pretty good to me.

Downloading the bittorrent file as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:06, archived)
# "THOUGHT BEGATS HERESY! HERESY BEGATS RETRIBUTION!"
Your heretic ways cast a shadow against the glorious light of the Emporer.



















or something.....i guess it's time for my pills..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:48, archived)
# I particulary liked
the screaming about "PURGING THE UNPURE!! WITH FIREEEEE!!!"

And then noticing that no one in the magazine had ever painted any troops as being anything other than 8 foot tall white men
(Willboy:, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:50, archived)
# You have a point there
And the Space Orks are always green - damn racists!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Aren't you a liitle short . . .
. . . for a klansman?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Brilliant.
*Going to get plastic people from attic later on*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Hehe,
he.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:58, archived)