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# I fucking suppose it's art?
It's a woman with her tits out, if i was a boss, i'd not even notice the hamsters as i'd be from a raised angle at a distance, and if i walk to the back of my room, and look at that picture, IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE PORN YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
# agreed
with the crazy haired one
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:29, archived)
# i hope you agreed with the "YOU CUNT" bit too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Except it isn't
a woman with her tits out

LOOK ITS FUCKING HAMSTERS YOU BLIND CUNT FUCKER!!!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:30, archived)
# But from
a distance it would look like porn. And that could get someone sacked.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Don't
be so GAY!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:32, archived)
# *flounces*
*waves handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# You say
you should know if it's porn

Explain
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:32, archived)
# I spend
all day looking at pron
It's my JOB... I'll get the sack for reading the Radio Times...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:33, archived)
# a worthwhile life you lead.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:35, archived)
# I don't know,
no Radio Times... how do you cope
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# easy tiger
the unsaid rule is, if someone thinks it looks like porn from a distance it's a problem, and sadly this does

but still love your sooty and sweep...i woo'd it originally. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# i'm not a bling cunt, i hate Rap
also WAKE THE FUCK UP, IF I SAW AN EMPLOYEE LOOKING AT THAT THEY'D HAVE A P45 IN THERE HAND IN 5 SECONDS

think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:33, archived)
# YOU
Must be a ruthless CUNT walking around where ever you work with P45's in your pocket?
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Firstly,
thankyou for capitalising the expletive, I wouldn't see it otherwise.
Secondly, it's a board policy, not something he made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:38, archived)
# yeah
I know that
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:40, archived)
# whether you think its bad or not,
bosses do. so linky.
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:39, archived)
# but surely none of the stuff on here
looks like stuff you should be looking at while you're at work
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# the board's colour code was designed to look inconspicuous
if you saw this from a distance, you'd think "research?"

but if you saw a pair of tits, you'd think "pair of tits, P45"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:34, archived)
# seconded
if someone was looking at that at work and they told their boss to use their eyes and that they were a blind cunt fucker, that wouldnt stand up. so it doesnt stand up here.
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# that sounds
like some kind of comedy official forms/porn-hybrid bingo call
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Arf!
Best of all the comedy sub-genres!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:40, archived)
# What
About spywear then?
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:44, archived)
# well said that man
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# It's a board policy
that NSFW is to be linked.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# i know that
i'm just saying your boss will also be curious as to why you are looking at a kitten being chased by a pair of domo kuns at the top of the page
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Of course.
But looking at kittens isn't an instantly sackable offence in most companies.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:39, archived)
# it will cause the boss to become curious as to why you keep going
back to the odd page with the picture of kittens and domos, rather than, i don't know, working?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Maybe you get disciplined, then.
But you won't get instantly sacked.

Anyway, it's all academic, as it's board policy.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:41, archived)
# i think the point is...
that the telling off will be slightly
less severe where porn is not involved...
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:43, archived)
# surfing isn't necessary a problem...
even surfing b3ta... some companies are fine about surfing if it's in breaks / lunchtime as they realise keeping people at their desks is preferable to them disappearing off...

what is more consistent is that viewing porn is not allowed, and definition of porn is so difficult it usually comes down to nudity... that's why companies have successfully been done for allowing page 3 calendars and the like as it creates an unacceptable environment for women in the workplace...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Eloquently put.
Madam, you are a genius*


*I refer also to the general standard of your work ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:51, archived)
# hehe... ripped from an old post...
from the last time i delurked during a nsfw debate!
and thanking you muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# *doffs cap*
My pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:57, archived)
# i remember i was there,
and i must agree with Stickman Ben on the fantastic quality of your work
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:59, archived)
# aww...
*blushes* ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# i dunno, maybe it is...
at the crufts judge training centre...
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:41, archived)
# If you're looking at b3ta

you're not working
(drnuclear, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)