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# can you smell
what the rock is cooking?

(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)
# 'smell', 'rock' and 'cook'
are all transitive verbs and nouns.
So not only can you smell what the Rock is cooking, but you can (gramatically speaking) rock what the cook is smelling, cook what the smell is rocking, smell what the cook is rocking, cook what the rock is smelling, and rock what the smell is cooking.
Nice pic.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:37, archived)
# UM
SHUT THE FUKIN HELL UP
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:38, archived)
# caps lock?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:40, archived)
# Laps Cock?

(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Sock clap
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Clock soap
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Philostine.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:40, archived)
# was that a kind of dinosaur?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Pedant baiter.
Simon and Garfunkel? Bloody isn't. /rants at DJ
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:43, archived)
# I'm not sure whether I should be impressed or sickened...
So I'll go for imckened.. no... sickressed!

Woo pic!

Anyways, with that I'm off... Night all! =)
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:39, archived)
# Not before I hug you
*hug*

"... Oh so pretty and lovely and gay ..."
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:40, archived)
# *hug*
Err.. thanks, but why the hug?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:41, archived)
# You gave me one once,
while I was in twat mode.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:42, archived)
# ... and they all lived
fluffely ever after :D
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Hehe, oh yeah- I remember that
Well, I always want to keep the board and everyone within it at a high level of fluffiness! =)

G'night!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:44, archived)
# group hug
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:42, archived)
# *hug*
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:15, archived)
# wow
best answer ever!

b3ta can be educational too kids
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:39, archived)
# That is clearly the work
of a genius. woo to your transitive-ness.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:43, archived)
# i read that as transvestite-iveness
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Yes.
What's more, there are various nouns which have been adopted for dual use as verbs to express the purpose of the thing. For instance you iron with an iron, and water plants with water. These words are on the increase. Soon perhaps we will cupboard socks, door doors, milk cornflakes, and so on. In chinese, the word for "man" doubles as the verb meaning "to fuck".
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Personally,
I can't wait for the day I can use the phrase cupboard socks without a funny glare.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# that's all well and good
but nothing rhymes with orange
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Door 'inge
AICMFP.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# or
blorange (a welsh mountain)

so, i reclaim your five pounds
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:00, archived)
# SPONGE!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Sporange
a spore-producing body in fungi.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:12, archived)
# nottinge-ham
door hinge
floor tinge
[edit] morninge
[edit2] boddingetons
[edit3] syringe.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:14, archived)
# hooray
i want to see more of this nonsense on the board in future.

woo to t'pic.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# I can,
but as he is a crap chef, I refuse to eat it
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 22:39, archived)
# "any more pepper on there and I'll bust your fucking head open!"
...woo.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)