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[challenge entry] I loved this as a kid

I got banned from playing it after my 2nd go

From the Crap 80s Computer Games challenge. See all 102 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:32, archived)
# bwahaha
shite game
woo pic
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:33, archived)
# It was ace.
BBC-tastic.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Im serious!
I only ever got to have 2 quick goes on it at school. then for some reason my teacher wouldnt let me play on it.
Oh BBC acorn..how I miss thee.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:36, archived)
# We had to play it in pairs
It's wierd, the graphics looked like the absolute bollocks at the time..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:38, archived)
# i thought they looked like
absolute bollocks.
i had high standards even then
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)
# agh!
woo the the graphics, but...AGH!
Almost as bad as that goatse post...
/shudders
(Withiel assumes the position!, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:33, archived)
# hehehe
Uh-oh! The witch!

But shouldn't it be "Granny's Garter"?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:33, archived)
# .
I shall suspend my disbelief about that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Hands on your head NOW
and step away from the pun!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)
# too late
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Ba(sque)!
don't start the punnery!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:41, archived)
# aww
stop being such a tight arse.
It's funny.
of corset is.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Hmm?
tough one isn't it? Maybe a bit too (Goss)ard . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:43, archived)
# get your banjo out Dave
lets have a tune...on second thoughts it looks like you've snapped your g-string...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I'll sing a thong instead
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:51, archived)
# don't be so
frilly (nightie)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)
# *apologises

*(SKIM)PEES himself

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)
# what was the
hold-up?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)
# I was bus(t)y
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:03, archived)
# you're just making
small(s) talk now
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:07, archived)
# You've got some (Y-)front!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)
# I'm trying to keep it
brief(s)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Any more of your (bum)cheek
and I'll box(er) your ears!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:10, archived)
# cam(isole) here
and say that to my face!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:11, archived)
# I'm not scared

*jumps in to Sherman tank(ini)

*Ka-Booom!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:13, archived)
# I knew you were
going to (negli)gie that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)
# *gets out Littlewoods catalogue

*falls open at lingerie page

*closes

*falls open at lingerie page

*closes

*falls open at lingerie page

Meh! Phwooaarr! Look at that Cor! set of undergarments . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:17, archived)
# what are you
stocking about?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:41, archived)
# He's been drinking - look! He's tight(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)
# He's like a bad smell
lingerie-ing about.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Bra-hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho(siery)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)
# *(NY)LON-g bout of extended guffawing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)
# *s-knickers*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:51, archived)
# *stops laughing
What about this compo? I can't decide which I like breast. I know (BIK)INI meeny, miney mo . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:05, archived)
# this is getting a little
bloo(mers)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Arf!
You (panta)looney!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:11, archived)
# will we ever find a winner?
or should we just declare it a draw(ers)?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:12, archived)
# OK
Tanga very much

*shakes hands

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)
# *slips over*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:15, archived)
# *shakes fist
Why I garter . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:19, archived)
# *takes of-frenc(h knickers)e*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:20, archived)
# *follows

*hides

*jumps out

Peek-a-Boo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Argh!
you just (sexy)maid('s outfit)me jump!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahah
you nearly crop(top)ped yourself!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:25, archived)
# don't (mini)skirt around the issue
you just tell it how it is
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:27, archived)
# You big girl's blouse
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:29, archived)
# I'm not standing for that!
Time to re-dress the balance!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:32, archived)
# I can't help it
it's in my jeans . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:34, archived)
# whale
good for him
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:45, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)
# in the old days
corsets were reinforced with whale bones
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:47, archived)
# . . . she explained!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)
# hurr hurr
she said "bones" *snort*
(Jediwannabe, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)
# hahah
Das Goed ja? wonderbra in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Hmm it's gone quiet
I hope we carry on. I find this uplifting
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:48, archived)
# (Under)Why're you talking to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)
# because she panties
herself
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Could you be (crotch)less tactful?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:06, archived)
# I was (peep)hole-y out of order
I apologise
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Apology accepted

*robes it better . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:20, archived)
# (panty)hoes that
work then?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Guaranteddy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Boddice
this?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Kim-on-no(w), it's not that difficult . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:30, archived)
# its always
handbags at dawn with you...
bit stuck now
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:33, archived)
# *scratches head

*purses lips

me too!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Cos nobody else is
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)
# err
you mean 'banned' right?

just checkin!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Sir
Do you knot know a pun when you see one?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)
# well i changed it anyway.
thanks. I cant spell
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:43, archived)