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# mmm, so natural looking!
not like big, immobile lumps of perfectly hemispherical inorganic material stitched to their ribcages at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:13, archived)
# oooohh
get her!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)
# well,
they are pretty horrible things when they do them too big, aren't they? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)
# yes, they are
i had mine taken out after a few weeks

it just looked so unnatural
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:19, archived)
# Are they too big then?
didn't realise you could have boobs that were TOO big. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)
# I give you:
Lolo Ferrari. My, she was attractive, wasn't she?

And also very unhappy and quite ill, but let's perhaps not go there, shall we.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Tis a fair point
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:27, archived)
# ok
so they CAN be too big.
Point taken.
Euurrghhh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)
# Why does it always seems girls have a better eye for a boob job
than the boys, when surely the boys are the ones paying the most boob orientated attention.
Life's full of mysteries isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:19, archived)
#
I wish I had boobies
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:22, archived)
# i wish the rest of my office would fuck off
so i can look at the arorementioned. piss of! stop looking over my shoulder!

[edit] blimey! they seem like nice girls
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)
# drink lots of real ale
and you'll have some of your very own in no time at all.
mmmmm Flabby Man Boobs tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Because girls actually
own boobs. And they do not come in perfect half circles like that, as Dr P said.
(Amerella, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)
# the trouble is if you've more experience examining the photographic boob
than the real genuine article.
They seem too floppy, and they move around, and are affected by gravity.
There's some poetic metaphor lurking in there somewhere about the falseness of modern media portrayal of beauty or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)
# i can spot fakeys a mile off
'orrible things.
(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)
# aye
silicone valley
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)