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# Woo! My 200th birthday!
And yet to post a pic.

And thanks to NewMatt for drawing my attention to this.
(Amerella, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# only spotted cos i obsessively click on people's profiles.

*rubs hands incessantly, mutters to self, checks lights are off six times*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# surely you know
the lights are off because:
1) you didn't turn 'em on 6 times
2) it's dark :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
# not one picture
in 2547 attempts? Blimey, that must be some sort of record.
EDIT: Happy B3ta day though!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# If you'd seen my complete lack of skill with anything,
you'd know why.

It did concern me that New Matt has been here one day more than me and has posted 500 odd messages...
(Amerella, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# it's amazing what you can do with mspaint
if you put your mind to it.

i didn't post for ages cos i signed up then got a new job almost immediately. but *they* aren't watching me as closely now...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:43, archived)
# MS Paint
is good for doing obvious gags that don't need a really nice looking picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Having just clicked on
your profile i feel obligied to ask:
where the hell did you get that hat?
(thediscokingpin, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:43, archived)
# I want to have
a "complete lack of skill with anything". That sounds like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)
# ooh, check mine, check mine
one pic, 200 odd days, fuck knows how many posts
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# that's one pic on the front page, though.
Amerella has never even posted a pic. 'Cos she only has a computer at work, and no webspace, and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:44, archived)
# and she's
a big spacker.
snigger
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# *slap*
you only say that 'cos you know she's out of your league, sour-grapes boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# i'll have
you know i'm the sexiest person in my flat. at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:52, archived)
# hee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# is that
including or excluding inanimate objects?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:57, archived)
# bollocks
i'd forgotten my ernie lamp. ah well, 2nd sexiest is still good.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:59, archived)
# hooray!
have you been dressed as a witch the whole time?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# happy
beefday.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:41, archived)