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[challenge entry] This competition is bringing out the worst in me

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(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:36, archived)
# What can I say?
I don't like what christmas has become.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:42, archived)
# ...a mass media driven consumer frenzy?
i miss being able to believe in santa claws

those were the days...
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:44, archived)
# Santa claus is real.
he's just got no reason to go out because every kid is a shit.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:45, archived)
# as soon as they started telling me christmas was about jesus,
it lost all its fun.


/coat
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:49, archived)
# It's all a sham. I have proof.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:51, archived)
# I
never realised i would be able to read arabic :)
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)
#
Hebrew
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:17, archived)
# bugger
I knew it had something to do with sqirly lines and stuff.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:42, archived)
# Actually. . .
It was Aramaic, which is as dead a language as Latin and Jive. Apparently they spelled "marriage" differently in that Aramaic, too.


/pendantic
/arrogance
/any other problems
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:03, archived)
# i was wondering
if anyone would pick that up... it was annoying me to shit.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:13, archived)
#
drat, aramaic was my first thought.alas I thought I might have to explain it and went an easier albeit incorrect route

and ahem...
pedantic
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:34, archived)
# What's one marketing scheme for another?
...teach them well and let them lead the way...
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:48, archived)
# yay
venison instead of turkey!
nice one
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:39, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhh
now i get it
(whoops)
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:42, archived)
# It will back up and cause problems...
This is what I've heard, and the excuse I use*.

*at least three times per day.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:45, archived)
# that's what masturbation is for.
pressure relief.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:46, archived)
# well, the joke was *pisses self* but by no means are you incorrect
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:47, archived)
# I realize that
now that I've noticed (for the first time) that the sudsy ropes of rapture are indeed not yellow.

Amazing!

Tissue?

/edit: upon closer inspection, neither are they sudsy. They're rather slickery!
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:50, archived)
# sigh, now i have to go back and make the "self" dark yellow
no, wait. i'm going to go to bed, instead.

goodnight everyone
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)
# Good night, good sir.
and may your dreams remind you of why your sheet is pasted to your nightie.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:54, archived)
# oh, you wanna know why?

that's why


/goodnight
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:55, archived)
# Aaargh!
The Hilton, The Hilton, The Hilton!

Oh, is that a wedding ring.cx on her hand?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:57, archived)
# use the cat.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)
# Profound
*winces at claws*
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:54, archived)
# yummy venison
mmmm
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:19, archived)
# that gives me an idea.
but then it would sort of be stealing a style.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:46, archived)
# woahhh
fp already!!!

Took me about 30 seconds to work out what the fuck it was, but it's nice.

just bitter *she* never got an fp. ever.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:12, archived)
# when i was little
my papaw would tell me that Santa had killed Rudolph and then felt guilty and jumped off a cliff...

i still have yet to get out of this pretty white jacket...
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 22:40, archived)