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[challenge entry] This competition is bringing out the worst in me


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(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(Indole Ring, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:36, archived)
# What can I say?
I don't like what christmas has become.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:42, archived)
# ...a mass media driven consumer frenzy?
i miss being able to believe in santa claws

those were the days...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:44, archived)
# Santa claus is real.
he's just got no reason to go out because every kid is a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:45, archived)
# as soon as they started telling me christmas was about jesus,
it lost all its fun.


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:49, archived)
# It's all a sham. I have proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:51, archived)
# I
never realised i would be able to read arabic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)
#
Hebrew
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:17, archived)
# bugger
I knew it had something to do with sqirly lines and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:42, archived)
# Actually. . .
It was Aramaic, which is as dead a language as Latin and Jive. Apparently they spelled "marriage" differently in that Aramaic, too.


/pendantic
/arrogance
/any other problems
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:03, archived)
#
drat, aramaic was my first thought.alas I thought I might have to explain it and went an easier albeit incorrect route

and ahem...
pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:34, archived)
# What's one marketing scheme for another?
...teach them well and let them lead the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:48, archived)
# yay
venison instead of turkey!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:39, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhh
now i get it
(whoops)
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:42, archived)
# It will back up and cause problems...
This is what I've heard, and the excuse I use*.

*at least three times per day.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:45, archived)
# that's what masturbation is for.
pressure relief.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:46, archived)
# well, the joke was *pisses self* but by no means are you incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:47, archived)
# I realize that
now that I've noticed (for the first time) that the sudsy ropes of rapture are indeed not yellow.

Amazing!

Tissue?

/edit: upon closer inspection, neither are they sudsy. They're rather slickery!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:50, archived)
# sigh, now i have to go back and make the "self" dark yellow
no, wait. i'm going to go to bed, instead.

goodnight everyone
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)
# Good night, good sir.
and may your dreams remind you of why your sheet is pasted to your nightie.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:54, archived)
# oh, you wanna know why?

that's why


/goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:55, archived)
# Aaargh!
The Hilton, The Hilton, The Hilton!

Oh, is that a wedding ring.cx on her hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:57, archived)
# use the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)
# Profound
*winces at claws*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:54, archived)
# yummy venison
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:19, archived)
# that gives me an idea.
but then it would sort of be stealing a style.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:46, archived)
# when i was little
my papaw would tell me that Santa had killed Rudolph and then felt guilty and jumped off a cliff...

i still have yet to get out of this pretty white jacket...
(DoubleMintBob, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 22:40, archived)