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# Oh my
that is so sad. She is only 5 ffs!

What the hell are her parents feeding her?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# anything and everything
at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# I suspect,
that this is a question which should be directed towards the Lard Information Board.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)
# eating lard
has not been scientifically proven to make you obese*. The Lard Information Board daily recommended intake is 1 bar of lard for a child of 5 which should provide the body with many** of the vital nutrients it needs. Lard may help with weight loss as part of a calorie controlled diet***.
/Lard Information Board

*May not be true
**None
***Will it fuck
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:46, archived)
# *changes into tophat and tails*
*breaks into dance routine with twig*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I found this:
I haven't a clue if it's real or not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:50, archived)
# its an old Viz gag
they printed it on t-shirts
/Lard Information Board
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Everything
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)