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# My goodness!
did you make that. If so YAY!

'tis a good thing to see first when I jump on board the board

ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:41, archived)
# wotcha Chief
I'm so impressed by this I'm going to woo it again
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:43, archived)
# owight squire?
cor blimey, aw the bluddy 'ell are ya?

... I can't keep this cockney lark up. Good Morrow Sir. May I enquire as to how you are feeling on this fine foggy Scottish morning.

And Happy St Andrew's Day for yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Happy belated St. Andrew's Day EVERYONE
*does highland dance in a kilt, tossing a caber and eating a deep fried mars bar haggis supper with iron bru. Also has highest levels of teenage pregnancy, child poverty and heart disease in Europe, and more money spent per head of capita on NHS services than anywhere else in the world.*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:52, archived)
# I almost
owright squire-d you, I'm good ta (apart from the mindpiss...). Are you back here for good then? or is your boss just not in yet?

edit: *puts on skirt and tosses caber for yesterday*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:54, archived)
# back for a while
(Gary Barlow should write a song about it). I think I should be less busy in the run up to Christmas. My 'Boss' isn't too much of a worry, because I have my own office... The fact that sysadmin may be watching and listening is a bit of a concern (last week Prof UC spent 6 hours working and 35 hours on b3ta)

Glad to hear you're good though - and it feels nice to be back.

nice skirt!

*chases in Benny Hill style*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# 'ning sysadmin
own office? well la-de-da :)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:59, archived)
# GO BACK OUT,
KNOCK,

then you can come back in!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:00, archived)
# *goes back out*
*gives finger*
*knocks*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:02, archived)
# *pokes head out of office*
*looks at empty corridor*
*cries*

why does everyone at work hate me? I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PAY!

*goes back inside office*
*does no work*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:04, archived)
# yes I made it
with Bryce 5
(xaniac, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Tiz verily impressive.
Welcome to b3ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:47, archived)
# then have the biggest woo I have on offer at this time of year
woo.

Plant it inside, then put it out in the Spring. It'll grow to massive proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:47, archived)
# It's very woo!
'Ning twig, Prof, DeXian, 'n everybody else who knows me!

How are we all this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:57, archived)
# all the better for seeing you Doc
(or something less gay).

How aya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Awww! *instant fluffs*
Not too bad! Wednesday - midpoint of the week approaches!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:05, archived)
# ning Doc
I'm lovely. I'm skiving off work. How's it going for you, fine sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:00, archived)
# I know you are. (lovely)
And now I know you are skiving as well. Huzzah for you! (Sounds like a good plan)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Aww
I'm fluffed. That's the first time anyone's actually wished me good morning on b3ta.
*snugglefluff*
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Really?
how very lax of us all.

Have a very good morning.

(no shame in coming second to The Doc)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:10, archived)
# You're too kind, sir!
*twizzles moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:12, archived)
# I love you both.
And Twig.
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Yay!
it's like an article in Marrie Claire.

Mahogany is over rated
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:16, archived)
# I like the board when it's fluffy.
*hugs Dexian and Prof*

oh, okay...

*hugs twig as well*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:18, archived)
# awww!
what a gorgeous sugar glider!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Yes, Saffron's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Yay!
And that's made my little heart glow inside. It's a veritable fluffstorm this morning! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I'll wish you good morning
tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning Doc, how's you?
did I miss a compostat update yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Um, nope, but I've just completed the morning count-up...
It's taken me a while to decide upon how to compile the figures this week. I've finally gone for two polls: "Most important People", and "Most important Events" (thus Hitler would count toward's both himself in the first poll, and WWII in the second).

Most important people:
1st Hitler
2nd The Quo
=3rd JFK and Mort

Most important events:
1st WWII
2nd Moon landings
3rd WTC 9/11
=4th JFK assassination and Cruxifiction of Christ.

(Which on the whole is a bit cheery!)

(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:09, archived)
# phew
compostat updates are my only reason for living*


*apart from Christmas knives
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:16, archived)
# I'm trying to give them up
I have to wear lezzerette patches
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:22, archived)
# careful you don't put on a lot of weight,
I've heard lesbians supress your appetite
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:31, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Do you think Prof will notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:13, archived)
# probably not
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:30, archived)
# it's his loss...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# I think so
*does extravagant dance*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# pfft!
Cook anything good last night? I made chicken and chestnut mushrooms in a chardonnay and garlic cream sauce topped with a layer of puff pastry. And then, just because I fancied it, I served it with...

...oven chips! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:18, archived)
# impressive!
last night my housemate shouted at me for always doing the cooking and never letting her, so I let her cook and had a distinctly average stir-fry...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:21, archived)
# don't go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Well, I suppose she's got to learn somehow...
(I'm actually teaching Mrs Doc how to cook at the moment, just as a way of spending more time with each other...)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:24, archived)
# aw bless!
how's it going? has she hit you with a rolling pin yet?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Is Doc Andy Cap now?
That would be very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:29, archived)
# No it's going well so far...
I just tend to go and hide in the other room whenever she tries to use my little chopper. Erm... food whizzy type mini-blender thing. The mess goes everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:34, archived)
# What wine goes with oven chips....?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:22, archived)
# I prefer a nice crisp Chilean white, a Sauvingon Blanc, say...
Although, of course if you have tomato sauce with your oven chips, then there really is no substitute for a nice Italian Tempranillo.

/Jilly Goulden
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:26, archived)
# So...
20/20 is right out of the window then?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:30, archived)