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Christmas idea

(Tarquin., Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:43, archived)

That's 'Crackers'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:44, archived)

At present

I don't feel like punning.

Oops
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:46, archived)

Arf!

/Stock(ing) B3ta reply #42
pfffftt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:48, archived)

well

i think that about wraps it up for the punnery.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:50, archived)

I didn't think

you'd gift up that easily?

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:51, archived)

i thought i'd bow out before the going got tough.

turkey to comedy is timing

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:55, archived)

(Cran)berry good!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:04, archived)

YULE be surprised . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:51, archived)

tinsel be a fine thing!

_{(chance'll - geddit?)}

please move on - there's nothing to see here

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:52, archived)

(Bau)Ble-shit!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:53, archived)

snow joke

we're here, we're queer, we want a glass of beer

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:54, archived)

Don't tree't me like that...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:54, archived)

Is that an angel or a fairy on top?

Must be a fairy, S'NO Man . . .
Yes, Angels were men. FACT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:56, archived)

whatever it is

its TREEmendous

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:58, archived)

it could be

a drag Queen('s speach)
I though angels were sexless

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:58, archived)

You're PUDDING me on . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:01, archived)

I'm deeply in love with this girl

but She(pherds watch their flocks by night) doesn't even know I exist...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:17, archived)

offer her one of your

humbugs

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)

Look at all the Christmas-related puns

lined up in a massive row.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:57, archived)

pffftt!

Best one ever!!!!!

YIKES - 4PM - JNR IS DUE... LOOKS UP...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:58, archived)

I love all these pun(chy moustache)s . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)

So where did all these puns

have their nativity?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:00, archived)

Hasn't that one been used?

Oops! No, I thought you were ROBIN . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:03, archived)

i think you were taking it

it all from the wrong angel/angle

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:04, archived)

Yup!

You are a bright spark(ly lights)
pffffft!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:05, archived)

QUICK...

UP THERE!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:06, archived)

with these puns

we're just stuffing them in

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:07, archived)

ooooh, that was rough,

you'll paper hat later
I refuse to explain the pun

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:09, archived)

I'll Box(ing day) your ears . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:11, archived)

you'll have to catch me

I might sprout wings and fly away
I knew you would, I was just thinking about the real people who's brains work normal

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:13, archived)

are you sure you can

man(a)ger

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:18, archived)

it was a bit

pant(s)o

/struggling

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:15, archived)

I'm trying

to put it (he's) behind (you) me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)

oh yes you are

oh no your not

etc

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)

noo

I'll mistletoe the punning
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:53, archived)

(The Holly and the) I(vy) won't . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:55, archived)

*kisses*

I don't want to appear too (tur)key n
ProfPost_Spazzlabel

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:56, archived)

whatever

FIR?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)

He doesn't NEEDle to

rush . . .
*rushes

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)

don't you

STAR(t)

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)

I'm thinking of going to the countdown christmas party

get the vorderman lass drunk then say,

'come on carol singers a song'
*hangs head in shame*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)

careful mind

don't get too (B)RANDY

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:03, archived)

You are a WISE MAN

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:03, archived)

I had another pun

but I left it outside and it was schtollen by a criminal

king of the snappy one liners, that's me. Reminds me of a joke about these three cats in a pub and one of them says to the Englishman who's there, that's a very nice shirt, he says, thank you, says the Englishman, I got it from this Scotsman over here. Hello, says the Scotsman, hello, says the cat. Is there an interesting story of how you came by such a handsom shirt, said the second cat, of I do hope so said the third...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:06, archived)

i hope you have

many more in you stock(ing)

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:08, archived)

Mary more . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:12, archived)

I think

I might (Jesus Christ our Lord and)Sav(iour)e some for later
getting less good

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:14, archived)

you're

(wal)nuts

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)

yes!

I kind of feel naughty and pervy when i read private brian-text. Woof!

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jhex6, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:51, archived)

eh?

That's because yo uare naughty and Pervy . . . ;0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:52, archived)

I bet...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 15:53, archived)