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# I can't help but wonder
whether it is very tiny or very large.

/ergonomic
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:04, archived)
# you can always tell
from the feet - works with humans too
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Couldn't the feet
also be very large or very small?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Oooohhh no
that would be ridiculous
you forget that there is a Standard Feet Size for everything
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:14, archived)
# How tall am I, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:18, archived)
# 5ft 2in
and a gayer.

Unless of course you're a girly which is much more likely of course. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# 6'-1"
semi-gayer

It was done as a lark, and then I realized how fucking hard nail polish is to completely remove.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Seconded.
Especially from your todger.

I mean... erm...

ooh look... something shiny.

*distracts*

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)
# What makes removing it from my todger so difficult?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:40, archived)
# *waves shiny thing distractingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# the knife
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)
# .
*fwaps*
(Fixx, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# 2ft?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)
# *groan*
(1, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)
# How big are your feet?
Or is that actual size
Come now, you really have to approach this a bit more scientifically
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)
# That is actual size
at a particular resolution on a particular-sized monitor.

The can of Dust-Off in the uncropped picture (not shown for comparison) is approximately 9 feet* tall.

*bird feet
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)
#
I have hairy feet.
(Timmy (Esq), Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:32, archived)
# go-on, hobbitboy
lesssee!
*pants*
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
#
okay. but in a bit. My socks have made my feet wrinkley... so I've taken them off. When the wrinkles go. I shall show you my beautiful hobbit feet


Click to enlargify.
(Timmy (Esq), Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Oh!
fab tat!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
#
Yes. It feeds on my hair..... When I got it done the guy had to shave my foot and he said that that was the first time he'd ever had to shave someone's foot before.... which was slightly surreal....

(Timmy (Esq), Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# you are samwise gamgee and i claim my five pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
# So would I
/maintenance
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# in that case
you are quite obviously either a huge midget or a tiny giant
*waits for praise*
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I prefer the later.
*praises*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)