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# Breakfast at Tiffanys?


...oh jesus, I think it's time I went to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)
# for some reason
i read that as "make us a bacon roll of love", and my mind boggled in its socket
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)
# i was gonna do a little piccie
of some one holding up a sign saying "Make me a Bacon Roll of Love" but i couldn't be arsed...so there.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)
# i want a t-shirt i can go clubbing in
that says that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Ick, all this talk of "Bacon roll of Love"
caused my poor mind think of the term I heard recently: "Bacon strip" which was in reference to a gent with manicured hair down there, if you know what I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# I thought that
was a 'landing strip' or 'runway' but then again I'm northern :)

*edit* eeep! I missed the 'gent' bit of that.....learn summat new etc.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)
# mmmmmmmm... bacon roll of love
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# Woo,
as they say, Hoo
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)
# woo!
now i've got "satellite of love" stuck in my head
but with "bacon roll" substituted
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:02, archived)
# hmmm...
i have "caravan of love"...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:10, archived)
# you need this then.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)
# Oooooh Audrey!
God I would have in those days!

Any single lookalikeys out there wanting good BigDave lovin'?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)
# Back Off!
Audrey is mynnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)
# I thought
you were saving yerself for Ms. Hannigan? Two-timing already?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# I was extolling Alysons vitues
this very eve to unreceptive ears.
Audrey was then, Alyson is now.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)
# they must be about the same age
anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# Eh?
In the photo or are you saying Alyson is an old boot! She's a mere 28 years of age and quite within my age range of being neither too old or too young!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)
# I was surpised when I found out she was 28....
She plays roles a lot younger...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)
# True
But so what. Grrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:00, archived)
# why is it
that you and i seem to share a taste in women?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Hive mind or something
Strange really, since the average lass in Liverpool is blonde and orange.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# Really? They must've
hooked up with young geordie lasses too, 'cos THEY'RE blonde and orange as well.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)
# Ah...
but sometimes they wear coats down here.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)
# They wear
*what*? Even in...in...in....WINTER? You jest!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# It's true!
We even have shops which sell coats for men too!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)
# gods......protect
me from this heinousness!
I had a coat on last week, 'cos it was fuckin' cold up here! Yet still the Bigg Market types wore next to fuckin nowt and probably still had big fights over who was wearing the correct aftershave and/or drinking the correct alco-pop
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)
# sadly true...
it's always amused me that if the hair bleach went wrong (and green) they'd greatly resemble oompa-loompas.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)
# Dooobidy doo...
I 've got another problem for yoooo....

How do we wash per-oxide from hair.

When its green and greener down there!

hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:00, archived)
# But with huge tits.
That's even scarier, isn't it really...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:02, archived)
# I don't care, but I'd
watch the unedited highlights :o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# Funny that.
I have it too...

Add Winona, Isobella and Stella to that.
Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 17 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# Stella?....
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)
# opinion on rachael leigh cook?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)
# Awww
She all cute and cuddly.
Yes.

Though not when she has her hair dyed blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)
# i've not seen her with blonde hair
but otherwise-yes. oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
#
Observe then...

yes
no
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)
# agreed.

*saves first pic for later*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)
# For those that care
Stella Tennent. model.
Toff. Pretty though.

Rachel who?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)
# test
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)