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# just because teacups are 3d
doesn't mean you modeled them.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Fuck you
I am on 2 3D Mod teams, and I also help a couple out with random meshes here and there.

This is something I've been working on the past couple of days -

www.zyk0tik.com/Hands.png
www.zyk0tik.com/Hands2.png
www.zyk0tik.com/Hands3.png
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# They're not very good
now fucking make the tea!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!
Not very fucking good! YEAH BULLSHIT!

They are low poly because they are for a game. They are not designed to be Photoreal or otherwise. They are LOW FUCKING POLY. 1100 Tris in each hand, Designed for a Mod team I am on. Fuck you, I have yet to see ANYONE on b3ta produce ANYTHING better than I can in 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# granted
no one can make a better cup of tea, we'll give you that one.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# ummm....
I'm acutally quite good at tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkybar Yid!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# so i guess
everyone is better than him at everything.

especially 3d modelling.

just as we suspected.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# What, you haven't seen this?


I think he might have been winding you up. I may be mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
I love that turkey so.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)
#
Mort's a turlkey??
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# he's an ostrich
but a lot of people think he's a turkey. I'm not really convinced he looks a lot like either :D

/edit - actually, I admit it, I traced it.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
#
I always thought he was an osterich!

pffft to edit!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha he looks almost... rendered
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# way better than those shitty hands
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# flamingo
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)
#
Hey look mummy, I caught one! ;o)

p.s. its arsehole! not ass hole! If your going to type engrish, atleast get it write!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# So prove they're yours by
Make some of the hands doing laps, then running
round a bomb a few times. Maybe then you can join the team!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)
# makes me sad
when people get frustrated and feel the need to prove themselves to people they'll never know :-P
(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# teh goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# 'Hands in the air'
rhymes with 'just don't care'.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# i don't see how that's going to help with the tea.

but it's probably unhealthy to pretend you can make stuff.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# I just rendered this
via the medium of google
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)
# You're a fucking moronic cock sucker
Congratulations fucknugget, you have been awarded my first ever real usage of the Ignore button. See you in hell you fat piece of fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# hahahaha
perhaps a cup of tea will calm you down.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# cor
its like Eastenders
cup of tea and a bacon roll please Ian
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# *spits gum out*
oooooops!

/me slaps his own wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)
# I just rendered YOUR FACE!
no, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# when are you going to get round to modelling the goatse hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Good point.
Give this man a washing machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)