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# firking clients.....
and their firking computers...
'oh, it's not like that on my machine'... IM LOOKING AT THE SAME DAMN SCREEN AS YOU....




/lets off steam through shoppage

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I would!
girlswithglasses *fwap*

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# which one?
(Sheepattack!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# They both have
funny noses.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# strange
"oh, it's not like that on my machine" is a phrase I have heard most often from IT Support Officers. Useless gimps all of them
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# ah ah
when i worked for a hotline (only a few hours)
client "i cannot connect"
me "what's on your pc screen?"
client " a flowerpot!"
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# This is probably true
either that or your just RUBBISH, you're rubbish you are, rubbish I tell you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# minor tj:
someone tried to get windows viruses running under Linux
os.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=05/01/25/1430222&from=rss
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# haha! that`s ridiculous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# I had a funny call the day before yesterday,
Was hillarious.

Woman calls up and says "Hi Steve it's Gene from Whitehall, having a bit of a problem, Outlook is only showing my emails from 2003." So I said "Ok, I'm going to shadow you and see what's wrong." So I used remote desktop on her and looked around for a second, said "Ok Gene, I found the problem, watch your screen very carefully" so she said "Ok", And I grabbed her scrollbar and dragged it all the way from the bottom to the top. Hahaha nearly died laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)