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# This weeks compo stats while Doc G's in prison:


People and animals were very popular throughout and the trend seemed to lean towards making things bigger than they are (48% of all posts)

Come back Doc G all is forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# what's the 2 ronnies one?
i vote for that to win
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# 3 people made Ronnie Corbet bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
# close, but no cigarillo
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# I'm surprised knob gags didn't happen more often in this compo.
And how do you tell whether the thing has been made bigger/smaller or the rest of the picture has been made bigger/ smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# I tended to take it that the subject had changed size
rather than the rest of the universe. But you're quite right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)
# no Mort category?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
# just the one mort post I think
I may have put some in my pocket and forgot to count them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
nice WTF? category!

Can you make it a bit more blurry next time? Or was that a scale joke ;)

You had a baptism of fire. I'd give the Doc his copy of Excel back if I were you!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# yeah - it was fine as a .psd
when I optimised it it went very fuzzy. I tried fannying about with it, but seems as it's not that good anyway I was thinking the fuzz might hide a multitude of cutting sins.

I have no pretentions or desire to take Doc G's place, he's the master and I'm just his dark apprentice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# for reference, the categories in order are:
People (other)
Animals
Household Items
Heavenly Bodies
WTF?
Transport
Buildings
Norks
Little & Large
Beadle
Blessed
2 Ronnies
Gullier
Krankies
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# word up
I vote you do it every week
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# please don't
if it looks fuzzy you need glasses.

been lurking today?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# no
the guy who normally does all the work is faking being ill (he fucking well is faking too) and I'm holding it all together
what a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)
# the enlargement
is stull blurry!

And you could have done a chart indicating quality of entries. :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)