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# This weeks compo stats while Doc G's in prison:


People and animals were very popular throughout and the trend seemed to lean towards making things bigger than they are (48% of all posts)

Come back Doc G all is forgiven.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# what's the 2 ronnies one?
i vote for that to win
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# 3 people made Ronnie Corbet bigger
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
# close, but no cigarillo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# I'm surprised knob gags didn't happen more often in this compo.
And how do you tell whether the thing has been made bigger/smaller or the rest of the picture has been made bigger/ smaller?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# I tended to take it that the subject had changed size
rather than the rest of the universe. But you're quite right
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)
# no Mort category?
:(
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
# just the one mort post I think
I may have put some in my pocket and forgot to count them
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
nice WTF? category!

Can you make it a bit more blurry next time? Or was that a scale joke ;)

You had a baptism of fire. I'd give the Doc his copy of Excel back if I were you!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# yeah - it was fine as a .psd
when I optimised it it went very fuzzy. I tried fannying about with it, but seems as it's not that good anyway I was thinking the fuzz might hide a multitude of cutting sins.

I have no pretentions or desire to take Doc G's place, he's the master and I'm just his dark apprentice
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# for reference, the categories in order are:
People (other)
Animals
Household Items
Heavenly Bodies
WTF?
Transport
Buildings
Norks
Little & Large
Beadle
Blessed
2 Ronnies
Gullier
Krankies
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# word up
I vote you do it every week
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# please don't
if it looks fuzzy you need glasses.

been lurking today?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# no
the guy who normally does all the work is faking being ill (he fucking well is faking too) and I'm holding it all together
what a bastard
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)
# the enlargement
is stull blurry!

And you could have done a chart indicating quality of entries. :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)