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# They say these things'll kill me one day
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)
# don't listen to them
*takes out insurance policy on you*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)
# *waits for someone
to replace with crudely drawn cock.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)
# are you smoking a.......
...old dog turd?

That would most defo do you in.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)
# I thought it was tampax.
For the 'larger' lady.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# jumping jeasus .......
on a pogo stick. That would be for the larger lady. Or the essex brand.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:26, archived)
# "Designed especially for those
heavy flow days."
That advert made me cringe.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# it's not as bad as the advert
where the little girl is dead against a tree, then her arm 'unbreaks' and she slides across the floor and comes back to life
*shuders at remembering it*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:34, archived)
# that's not as bad as that one
with Lynda Barker in it. uuurrrgghhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:36, archived)
# That one is bad
but the traffic one makes me cringe when the wrist cracks back into place
GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:38, archived)
# you should see the film Audition, if you haven't
it's like that for most of the 2nd half. The first half is all about the story and things and dull and stuff, then there's this point where it all become strange and from that point on you'll never be the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:42, archived)
# GAAK BLURG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But me right of my muller cranbery fruit corner!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:37, archived)
# look closer son
its an endangered species
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Clunk!!!!!!!!
Penny drops.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# If you'd bothered to look at the filename...
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)
# ewww - you're smoking a dead man's cock...
but woo for doing so
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)
# heh heh!
I still prefer to club them!!
WOO ET YAY = HOOPLA
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# eh eh eh
pearoast opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:32, archived)