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# If only it was true
(, Wed 9 Feb 2005, 23:55, archived)
# haha
it's almost a chode
(, Wed 9 Feb 2005, 23:56, archived)
# I'm going to regret this...
what is a chode?
(, Wed 9 Feb 2005, 23:59, archived)
# I think it's a dick that's as wide as it is long...
quite impressive
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:00, archived)
# isn't that
'choad'?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Isn't that the skin between the scrote and bum of a toad?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:05, archived)
# i don't know
it's not really my area of expertise
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Choad definition
From Teenwire

"Choad" is a slang term for the perineum. The perineum is the area of skin between the vagina and anus on a woman and between the scrotum and anus on a man. Some people also use it to refer to penises that are wider than they are long.

(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:09, archived)
# aha
thanks for clearing that one up! I stand corrected
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:11, archived)
# well i learned something today too
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Also
known as "Biffins Bridge" or the "Tain't"
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:17, archived)
# I know it as a "fact"
because I once heard the following rhyme from a guy in a pub.

There's a little bit of skin
between the fuck hole and the muck hole
and if you break it you're in the shit
and that's a fact!

Which of course makes me snicker when I read the b3tan expression "100% of fact" :)
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:39, archived)
# check
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:09, archived)
# mickey mouse
est mort.
:(
(, Wed 9 Feb 2005, 23:58, archived)
# it's me!
(, Wed 9 Feb 2005, 23:59, archived)
# HAHAHA
micro-dick!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Or has balls the size of pomegranate
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Reminds me of my vascectomy
Scrotes the size of grapefruit
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:03, archived)
# No,
don't go there. Colour of plums, and size of apples - no kidding
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:08, archived)
# My hummus is low...
you all saw the cfb tag didn't you?
maybe I should have said "if only it was that easy"
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 0:03, archived)