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[challenge entry] last one of the day
It was weeks before Sarah found out the instructor said 'BENCH press'.


and I know I didnt make what Im linking to hear yadda yadda yadda, but it came on on google image search and made me laugh.

www.idiotica.co.uk/sistersites/iderotica/images/face.jpg

and finally, after a quick spazz, I noticed the b3ta news. seems I have a reputation. woo.

From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:27, archived)
# heh heh
I like that!
(ducksoup, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:30, archived)
# is it nsfw?
it's blocked by my employer...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:34, archived)
# well here it is.
make your own mind up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)
# it's totally sfw
kinda
but it has "erotica" in the path.

Poops!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)
# yeah
that's why I asked. they block lots of things for being tasteless or rude or funny.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)
# I hate 'net filters
the one where I work keeps blocking babelfish because it's got 'babe' in the URL, the twats
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:42, archived)
# can you visit
any Scunthorpe local council sites?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Porn tip for saddos.
(This ceratinly works within my firewall/netfilter)

If you turn the safety filters off google image search, it will pull porn pics even from sites you are banned from accessing.

Admittedly, you'd have to be a right nobhead to sit in work cracking one off over tiny thumbnails of naked women, but I just thought Jeff might be lurking.

edit: b3ta goes quiet as everyone goes to check that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:46, archived)
# hehe
I wrote my own 'proxy bouncer', it's installed on the PC of the snotty nosed twat that sits next to me (serves him right for going to lunch and not locking his PC)
All 'net requests go via his machine, all the log files point to him!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)
# nice
full marks.

Incidentally, throwaway for a compo entry that I cant be arsed (ie dont have the imagination) to do, but.....

has anyone noticed how castigate sounds a bit like castrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)
# he he heh eh ehehehheheh hehe hhe hehhe heeh
snort!

that's great
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)
# only a bit of fun
if I get the time and input I'll try and do one every day
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:41, archived)
# any reputation is fine by me
apart from cross dresser or batty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:43, archived)