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# Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon-y.
So take your poem,
and go on home,
or I'll have you committed--
you LOONY!

(from an old Mad Magazine parody)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)
# What's with the cow theme?
I don't get it
/Scratches head
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)
#
/Scratches cow
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)
# /heads cow
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
#
/Purrs
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# are you drilling?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# No
No, I'm a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:57, archived)
# happy with your wash?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)
# Fuckin' get 'im Kev
Rip his shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# mess up his hair!
he'll hate it!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# /Sets phaser on left the oven on
/Runs back
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)
# last one to the engine room
(I forget how that one ends)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Oh you are an axe murderer
We thought you were just a badger
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# let's go camping in the scary woods of death
(um, I butchered that line, but you know what I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:27, archived)
# Let's go cramping in the dairy floods of breath
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:28, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Gets to blow the captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:29, archived)
# I read Mad magazing
for the first time ever last weekend.

After reading all the way through two issues I came to the conclusion that it is utterly devoid of humour.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)
# And all this time...
I thought I was the only one that thought that.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:57, archived)
# I've felt that way looking at it recently
I'm not sure if it used to be better, or if it just seemed better because I was twelve years old.

in any case, I used to love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# Rose tinted spectacles.
Trust me, it's shit.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# Rose tinted spectacles?
I know a lovely lady with a pair



(Make your own rude jokes)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# I've got a nice pair
and I've got some neat glasses, too
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# badum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# I couldn't help it
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# Tell me about it
/Waggles eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# pfffft
"waggle"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# Let's see them then.
Oh dammit, I forgot, I'm ignoring you.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
# see what you're missing?
oh wait, no you don't!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:15, archived)
# Ok,
just rub them it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# I remember reading them in the library at school
(We are talking 24+ years ago) and I never cracked a smile once. I kept reading them searching for that elusive joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# that's when I used to read them
they amused me at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# pray,
what on earth is Mad magazine?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# Dare I?
It's a magazine.

It's called "Mad".
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
# this
www.dccomics.com/mad/
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
# That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:19, archived)
# Old bookmarks can be fun
www.b3ta.com/board/4171325
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)
# hahaha
that's demented
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# My poem:
Inky
Plinky
Wibbly Wobbly
Arghh
  Bang!
    Splat!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# not my poem
A shrimp who sought his lady shrimp
Could catch no glimpse
Not even a glimp.
At times, translucence
Is rather a nuisance.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# I don't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:06, archived)
# Liar
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
#
Purity
Is obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay
did you get yours today?
I got mine yesterday
that's why I walk this way

/george carlin
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# That's more like it.
simple, sharp, to the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
#
I think that I shall never see
A billboard as lovely as a tree.
Perhaps unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:17, archived)
# You know....
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)