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# I think I have a tramp cat


(King Mong, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:41, archived)
# hahahaha cats love small spaces
my cat used to sit in shoeboxes... then i'd push her round the carpet in the box
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# no no, you want a sack.
the bricks will just tear through that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# I UTTERLY DEMAND you rename it oscar
nice cat
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# If you really want to get rid of it
put it in the shredder
(funkyballs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
my cat got trapped in my hamper yesterday, lid closed and everything
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Cats are stupid
It's why we love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)
# ahh
there you are
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# My parents are cunts!
They've slapped a curfew on me because I don't sleep normal hours.
I HAVE NO FUCKING REASON TO GET UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:51, archived)
# yes you do
its bloody dead on here at 8am - it needs livening up. I posted this

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and got told to keep the bloody noise down cos some twat was playing on his PSP
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:54, archived)
# I'm gonna stay as long as I can
And I'll try and get here early at some point, see if I can liven things up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)
# good
if I have to get up cos the kids are wrecking the downstairs then you bloody well can too
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
But, the morning, it's scary and bright
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# it's a brave new world
where birds sing, dew rises from the grass, and the tosser down the road with a drainpipe sticking out of the back of his shitty little Honda decides to see how fast the engine will turn
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)
# Sounds scary
I'm just gonna try and live nocturnally as much as I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# *points
*laughs
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:55, archived)
# i read that as hamster... i need new glasses
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA I READ "HAMSTER WHEEL"
ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:51, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
looks so 'at home' as well!!


i want your cat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)
# smash his puny skull in with a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)
# it looks like my old cat Jester
she used to hide behind the sofa, and go inside through a hole in the back
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)
# a hole in the back...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# No wonder he's cowering in the bin

He's trying to get away from the mutant toes.
(I helped save b3ta! sproggy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:17, archived)