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# Emo lyrics.
My girlfriend dumped me,
then later i dropped my ice cream,
my broken spine can only hold so many ocelots,
Now my poetry book is full to the back pages.

i drew a picture of my heart but the black felt tip ran out,
and now my legs are broken with the weight of so many empty marker pens,
chaiiiiiiined to my heeeeeeart,
when i went back to my foundation art course, everyone else had drawn sad clowns too,
now I'm covered in jam, its ironic, so so ironic.

tears of custard drip down my cheeks like the lemon sponge of our love,

but no respite, no recall, you've fucked off with your mates to the shopping mall.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
we need to organise this mate

I'm in and I thunk Lemony is
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:00, archived)
# *shoulders bass*
*combs fringe forward*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)
# I'm shit on my guitar but i'm pretty sure we can work that into the whole crying emo thing
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# yeah
I can steal Iron Maiden riffs like nobodies business.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:03, archived)
# and i can comb my fringe forward more
and show a complete absence of musical talent... i am a bassist after all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:06, archived)
# well if you want some zigga-zigga on it
count me in
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# can i play bass too?
i could muster an incredible emo fringe if i tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:06, archived)
# I can
play football pretty well - does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:36, archived)
# I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Im in
if you need a second bassist
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:03, archived)
# i love that tap tune with three basses
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# i fucking hate whiny bollocks emo
grow yer hair and listen to real music, bloody kids
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:00, archived)
# my parents don't want me to go to art college, they think i should become a worthwhile member of society instead
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:00, archived)
#
and make people happy by spreading goodness on the internet......

/hopes they aren't b3ta members
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# my heartbeats are like a rain of blood on the portacabin of my SOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUULLLLLLL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
# that
are genius

Larf? oy near lee spunked.

/re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# One word:
Couscous.
(Corn Dog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Where can I buy that generic emo song?
/Shudder
I feel dirty for even joking about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Sorry, I thought you were

quoting Emo Philips standup.

I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! sproggy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)