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# Riddle me, riddle me, ree;

A little man next to a tree;
A bird in his hand,
A stone in his throat,
If you tell me this riddle
I'll give you a groat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Jesus Duke!
Any news about the guy trying to buy your stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:08, archived)
# I dunno, I'll just check
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)
# I got this:
hello
thanks for the , this are ot the phones i do required they are sony erriccson mobile phones usedin commnunication , that use sim card please get back to me with the cost of phones so that i can send you my credit card detail asap
collin

I sent him the bill again:

Howdy Collin,

I hope that I find you well and that your cock is of great strength. I have
the Sony Erriccson mobile phones with sim card that you require but on top of
that you want to buy: 40 pieces of 1 Bandwagon ($20 per piece) and 2 Dick
Beattie, each Dick Beattie comes with 50 pieces so that will be 100 pieces of
Dick Beattie ($50 per piece), the total of this order is $5800. The Sony
Erriccson mobile phones with sim card are $90 each, you want 7 so that is a
total of $630, adding this onto your other order this comes to a total of
$6430, including shipping which costs $400 the total of your order is $6830.
Please email me with your credit card details and once payment has been
received we will ship your order. Please also provide us with your delivery
address.

All the breast,
The Duke of Prunes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:17, archived)
# he already gave you a
shipping address.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)
# yes, I know
I want to see if he'll give the the same one or a completely different one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahaha you loon!
Hahaha, I can't stop laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what's going on there
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:08, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure either.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)
# all is normal with the world then
carry on :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:15, archived)
# two coins add up to 30p
one of them isn't a 10p piece... what are the coins?.. hmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)
# A 5p
and a 25p, piss easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:10, archived)
# 50 and a negative 20
AICMFP
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)
# The other one is a 10 p
and the first 20 p
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:22, archived)
# aah very good
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)
# *clappy clap clap*
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:37, archived)
# I believe the answer
is Bob Holness?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)
# hahah bloomin' 'ell :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)
# Morning, Doctor!
fine morning it is too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)
# Morning, Doctor!
yes, my diagnosis relates to yours, it is a fine morning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)