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[challenge entry] the comments contained herein are not necessarily those of the poster - especially if his missus is reading this
sorry dear, I was just going to hang the washing out and put the kids in the bath, do want a cuppa? and may I say you look lovely today.



From the Crappy Movie Merchandise challenge. See all 760 entries (closed)

(peewee13, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)
# *marches off singing M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)
# I *am* in a world of shit.
I was going through Basic Training when "Full Metal Jacket" came out.

My brother thought I was going to kill the D.I.

Fact.

fortunately, I was less of a fuck up than most of the other chaps
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# Hah
And blow your brains out in a bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# Well...
That would be the logical conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# weirdly enough...
The place where they filmed the basic training for Full Metal Jacket is at the Royal Corps of Signals basic training regiment in Bassingbourne..

The assault course is still there but no one is allowed on it as it is not safe..

/anorak
(Doogal, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# M-I-T, Ph.D.: M-O-N-E-Y
(Corn Dog, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# smack that bitch up!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# This . . .
is my BOOMSTICK!!
(Corn Dog, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# Groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# fist gets evil
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
# Time for war faced repost!


/coat
(Pho3nixius, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:17, archived)
# Haha
Quite excellent!
(Jimpy, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
outstanding marine! I've finally found something you're good at.
(peewee13, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:20, archived)
# woop
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 4:20, archived)