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[challenge entry] 'Crop circles? Er... no... don't know nuffink about those...'


www.morttheostrich.co.uk

PS thanks to whoever sent me an e-mail saying Mort was 'shit'. He thinks you're shit too but up to now was too polite to say so

From the It's a Conspiracy challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:24, archived)
# gah! I wanna see the pic
but can`t see owt on photobucket :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Thats cos photobucket
are cooking fox.
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:26, archived)
# How? Roast?
I hope that they didn't hunt it with dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 18 May 2005, 11:29, archived)
# oh well :(
And well done on getting in the newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:28, archived)
# ta muchly!
I`m still waiting for Jamster to phone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:30, archived)
#
wget ://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/edwardrussia/mort/crop_circles.gif
perl -MLWP::Simple -e 'LWP::Simple::getstore($ARGV[0], "test.gif")' ://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/edwardrussia/mort/crop_circles.gif
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:34, archived)
# em... as in "network problem" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:43, archived)
# ah,
my browser at work hates photobucket. Using any other client seems to do the trick though.
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:47, archived)
# So
THATS how they are formed.
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha
he was probably trying to say "mort is a hit" but mistyped.

A and S are very close together.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Bah, Mort is ACE. They must have made a typo.
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Oh Mort !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:26, archived)
# ah ah that's just too cool to start a working day w/ this
top mortage°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 18 May 2005, 11:26, archived)
# who could not love Mort?
He's a giant purple ostrich for christ's sake
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Not me
I love teh Mort. In fact I will grace him with my new B3TA WordArt:

Image Hosted by Mort's Mum
(Dr GUID, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:26, archived)
# .(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸ TOP WORD ART +++++++¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯).

haha that`s brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Woooooooooooooooooooow!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 18 May 2005, 11:28, archived)
# We love Teh Mort!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 18 May 2005, 11:27, archived)
# but what shape is it?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Yay!

Nawty Mort!

Did you see last night
There was a Haiku battle
Dave the Hat kicked Arse!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:29, archived)
#
I must have missed that
But the great Behatted Bard
Was bound to have won.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:30, archived)
#
He will not be back
Ran off with his head hung low
and one nut missing


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:38, archived)
#
Shame I didn't see
Wordy battles are good fun
And I like haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:41, archived)
# but what shape did he cut?????
I NEED TO KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Woo!

Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Does his mum fly over there
normally?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 18 May 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Crop 'CIRCLE'.....
Woo to Mort. He's not shit, he's an ostrich. Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:39, archived)
# he's a trickster and a scamp, is that mort!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:37, archived)