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# I like the colours . . .

but hate the way it weaves in and out of traffic causing every car driver to swerve and or damn near shit his pants at his cavalier attitude to personal safety . . . THINK BIKE!? THINK DON'T RIDE IT LIKE A TWAT!

/end rant!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:17, archived)
# Arf!
*soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:20, archived)
# ta.
*checks e-mail*

Bah!

*checks e-mail*

Bah!

*checks e-mail*

Bah!

*checks e-mail*

Bah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:21, archived)
# Why don't you just forget about it?
Make up a nice song/poem or something to amuse yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:23, archived)
# There was a young fellow called Dave
who tried really hard to behave
but obsessing o'er Jessie
made his pants really messy
*checks e-mail*


'Ow's that?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:26, archived)
# Arf!
made me giggle.


There once was a woman named Lew
whose limmericks would end on line two.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 May 2005, 8:27, archived)
# Your name from now on is 'Lew'
I demand you change your username
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:29, archived)
# It'll fuck up Google.
I won't have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 May 2005, 8:31, archived)
# I had no idea that B3ta runs Google . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:38, archived)
# no no no
b3ta pWNZ google
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:07, archived)
# Hahah, nice
Did you spill your coffee on your trousers while checking email?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:28, archived)
# Coffee . . . ?

Oh! Yeah! Coffee!

White, extra cream . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:31, archived)
# I like mine hot, strong and...
Meh, you know the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:33, archived)
# I take my coffee how I take my women:
Cold and bitter.
(Somerreign, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:35, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:38, archived)
# Ground up and in the freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Haiku
Dave checks his email
Time after time after time
There is nothing there
(Pearly Pearl, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:27, archived)
# THIS THIS THIS
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:28, archived)
# 'ning Pearly!

Dave likes Pearly Pearl
Grange Hill Death Star make Dave Laugh
Ha ha ha *Kurrrrssskkk* *kkooorr*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:29, archived)
# 'ello....he hee
that made I snort...
I heart you
(Pearly Pearl, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:31, archived)
# *hearts back*

*checks e-mail*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:35, archived)
# By now you know that there are a lot of things that guys CAN forget about.
Welcome to the list of things which they can't and won't.
(Somerreign, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:39, archived)
# YES!

THI . . .

*checks e-mail*

THIS!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:41, archived)
# I trust them
they are spiritually superior to (and better drivers than) SUV and cell phone people at the very least.

/thanks!
(Somerreign, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:24, archived)
# I resemble that remark
...and I'll have you know, I keep at least one knee on the wheel almost all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 May 2005, 8:26, archived)
# trust them - bollocks! They're always getting creamed

but yeees although The SUV/Phone crowd are at least inside a fairly robust metal box AND if bikers could use a phone THEY FECKING WOULD!

/really end rant


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:27, archived)
# BOLLOCKS!
YaY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:31, archived)
# *checks e-mail again*

Bollocks!

Boo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:32, archived)
# The annoying thing about bikes is,
It hurts when you get taken out by a blind car driver who is on the phone/reading a map/doing their makeup/having a shave.
Just because some motorcyclists are donor cards in leathers, it doesn't mean we all are ;)
(I helped save b3ta! UKAC let me sniff your diff, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:28, archived)
# Mmmmmyep
My brother lives for crotch rockets, he (co-) owns this:
www.motojava.com
(Somerreign, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:34, archived)
# Hear! Hear!
This month's Ogri is on that very same subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:03, archived)