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# I have created the ultimate weapon!

It's a knife with a toy lightsaber sellotaped to it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# i have that knife set
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# it's got me scared.
I think you're on to something.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# it is like that
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# and thats the way it is
HUH!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:11, archived)
# Don't take offence, It's a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:17, archived)
# TARTED!
p.s. my eyes are just fine, don't change them please

*likes the flower*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:18, archived)
# Ok, changed eyes back.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:28, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# now she realy does look 14
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:18, archived)
# you shit
(on behalf of eponymous)
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Cashy
you shit!

I've been wanting to say that for ages. Don't know why.
*laughs like a small, terrifying schoolchild*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:21, archived)
# dudley?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
# Haha
*creeps up slowly and stares through the blinds*

I can seeeeee youoooo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:24, archived)
# pfft i actually had to look then
although that would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Me or Dudley
peering through the blinds? Either way, I'd be worried...

But I am off to bed now, I think the effects of 700 mugs of tea has worn off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# you
i could feed you biscuits through the slats

night!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# what is so terrifying about a school child?
i find them rather erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
# i have it on good authority that i don't
although it is agreed i am too small to be 20
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:34, archived)
# i like the flower
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:19, archived)
# BRUISED
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:20, archived)
# slllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:26, archived)
# you love it you dirty, dirty girl you
ooooooooooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# calm down
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:32, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:11, archived)
# Give me 5 minutes
and I'll a make Fear out of stuff that's just lying around on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# go for it
*starts stop watch*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# This will be a Good Thing
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# It's so powerful
my scanner has now started making smells like it's burning! (seriously, i'm a bit worried about it)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# but will it
hold up against the FORKS???

GROAN.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# THAT'S NO SPOON!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# give that man a dam cracker
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# Hey you crazy guy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# But will it toast bread as it cuts it?


or perhaps it's so sharp that the bread actually separates microseconds before the blade reaches it, so it's only ever cutting air
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# It's a fruit knife or something, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Do you work for Ronco or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 2:19, archived)