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# Jack felt an attack coming but reckoned no one would notice
(Crampon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:13, archived)
# *chokes*
hahahah what the...

Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:14, archived)
# shirley....
you mean artichokes........
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:18, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:18, archived)
# Now
you're clutching at Straws....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Who's Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:19, archived)
# big
daddy
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Crab
tree
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:22, archived)
# My
shirley
(Crampon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:22, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Arf!
Grand work!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)
# pffft
that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)
# /happy

(Crampon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)
# I saw that happen once
he was at our school (he's our MP) and suddenly his head exploded into leaf; branches, twigs and squirrels everywhere...left about 300 kids in serious need of counselling. The whole thing was hushed up of course, but some of us want the secret to get out...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Utterly splendid.
It's a look he should cultivate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)
# there's allotment in that sentence,
more than i would like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:20, archived)
# *apologisies for outbreak of punnage*
:)
(Crampon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)
# smeg, he be be-bebeened!
tragic.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:18, archived)
# That's super!
And it's making my fingers go tingly!

eep!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:18, archived)
#
*rubs fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:19, archived)
# *gets aroused*

*goes back to cave to have a lady-wank*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:29, archived)
# *puts ear to ground and hears ferocious splutching*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:31, archived)
#
*comes to assist*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:33, archived)
# *slips in mess*

(Crampon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:47, archived)