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# These reasons
are many fold!

1. Americans are thick

2. Albert Einstein was actually naturalised to teh US.

3. Americans are cunts

4. Americans are thick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:44, archived)
# 2. ah, thought so, but never got it confirmed
still...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Also,
Did I mention Americans are thick?

I have to say, when I saw Eddie Izzard his joke along the lines of yes, im from Europe, Where the history comes from made me emit a little bit of yellow fluid. And it wasnt kia-Ora.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:48, archived)
# You find Eddie Izzard funny
and you think *americans* are thick

oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:52, archived)
# ^ this
Hehe ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:54, archived)
# but eddie izzard is funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:06, archived)
# *slap*


(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Must be an American..
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# damn it!
he is!!
well he was, i havent seen anything by him in the last two years

but his star trek phaser joke and cats diggin
behind the couch cracked me up

no im not fookin american!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Americans just re-define anything they want to claim
It's quite amusing, in a sad kinda way.

edit; PS. ask them who won any wars
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:46, archived)
# they won both english civil wars
you know
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:48, archived)
# They've probably lost count
of the amount of times they've
saved the world by now, I mean,
happens practically everytime
they see a movie!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:54, archived)
# See what happened in Vietnam when we didn't help them?
10 years of pointless struggle and both sides lost.
Wouldn't have happened if the SAS had gone in...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Reminds me a bit if the old google trick actually.
Got o Google.

type in French Military Victories.

hit I'm feeling lucky.

It made me piss myself. Sorry for Glasscock.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:51, archived)
# talking of google
javac -cp ~/languages/googleapi/googleapi.jar No.java
java -cp ~/languages/googleapi/googleapi.jar:. No
noo = 179000
nooo = 136000
noooo = 120000
nooooo = 54100
noooooo = 32200
nooooooo = 26300
noooooooo = 17900
nooooooooo = 14200
noooooooooo = 16700
nooooooooooo = 8880
noooooooooooo = 7200
nooooooooooooo = 6630
noooooooooooooo = 5790
nooooooooooooooo = 4020
noooooooooooooooo = 3520
nooooooooooooooooo = 3020
noooooooooooooooooo = 2630
nooooooooooooooooooo = 2470
noooooooooooooooooooo = 1970
nooooooooooooooooooooo = 1900

edit: this is a list of "NooOOOoooOOO"s, and how many are found by google. I have the source if. um. nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:53, archived)
# excellent!
and yay for Java ha-favva

edit: hehe source would be cool ;)

edit 2: and set your bloody classpath properly, will ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:03, archived)
# no
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - 710
(I helped save b3ta! staz1000, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:45, archived)
# when it comes to famous people
everyone re-invents them to be 'theirs'.

it's a bit like the olympic games, when losers are scotish, welsh, etc but winners are british! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:52, archived)
# True,
history is always slanted towards whom ever writes it, but there are
such things as checkable facts too, and it's VERY annoying when they
just decide to ignore them and slot themselves in on top somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:58, archived)
# U-571?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:06, archived)
# not as annoying as listening to

the brits whinge on and on about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Actually no
What with the British... being right.

And the Americans... not so much with the whole 'accuracy' thing in cases like this.




Edit: Is it fluffy time yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Aye, good point

and let that be an end to it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Ditto the oscars
"Yay Maureen O'Hara, you good old british stallion you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:00, archived)