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# one of the most popular urban legends ever.
Right up there with 'you eat on average 8 spiders while sleeping in your lifetime' and 'aligators live in new york sewers'
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)
# both
utterly true - the spiders are after the flies you swallow

(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)
# i knew an old lady, who swallowed a fly...
to cut a long story short, she dead.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)
# I knew an old lady.
Erm, that's it. It was all very biblical.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)
# hooray
one less geriatric mooching off the NHS that complains about the price of "things" these days.
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# But at least...
...she emptied the fridge before karking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# indeed.
the cat was past it's sell by date anyway
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# That's why she had to follow it
with a Dobermantacid Pinscher.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)
# You
silly goat.
(Pseudonym, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:33, archived)
# following that train of thought, you should also then eat:
8 birds
8 cats
8 dogs
8 goats
8 cows
and
8 horses.


I dont no why you sallowed the fly; perhaps you'll die.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)
# mind the piss.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# *wriggles*
(Pseudonym, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)
# it's a total load of bullshit
and you would know that if you *ever* tried to get a zombie to do any actual fucking work
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# ...which of course you cant because zombies dont exist.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)
# pfft!
they use that excuse *all* the fucking time!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)