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[challenge entry] No wonder he's smiling

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:36, archived)
# because he smokes Lucky Strikes?
/13 days without fags
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:38, archived)
# no one likes a quitter
if i smoked, i'd smoke lucky strike. just for the name.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:40, archived)
# and cos you get 20 in a vending machine pack
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:42, archived)
# 2 days on patches....
25mins since last fag
pfffffffffft!
why am i soooo weak!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:40, archived)
# because you know
that smoking makes you look cool
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:43, archived)
# ^This^
6 months for me. I miss looking cool :o(
(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
# A good way to give up is to soak all your fags in milk,
sell your car (so you can't drive to the garage), chuck away all your lighters/matches and give all your money to charity
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)
# and sew your mouth shut
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:47, archived)
# That goes without saying
: )
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
# 5 months off 'em
Allen Carr is the way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)
# allen carr
sucks teh cock
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)
# to the root
but he's also helped me kick the habit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
# sucking teh cock is not a bad habit
why did you quit?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)
# loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)
# I quit for 9 months with that book
then started again. Thing is, Allen Carr doesn't have a chapter on why doing class A drugs makes you want to smoke 40 in a night
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)
# hehe
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
# you need
to drink beer.
unhook associations by drinking without fags. worked for me other half. until his boss fired everyone but him, which has slightly put him on edge and made him smoke again.
just stop. i did.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)
# i can do it i know i can
managed 16 years before without!
just need to truely want too!

and a new excuse to drink lots of beer?
count me in!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)
# a friend studying psychology
said to break a habit, the best way is to replace it with something else. instead of having a cig, have a cup of tea, or some whiskey, or crack.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)
# crack is so over-rated
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)
# I know someone who replaced fags with carrots
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
# They don't burn as well though
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)
# i ntried that
But the carrots kept going out.

Guiness replacement therapy worked a treat!
(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)
# bet he's got a sore arse
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)
# well before if i had money on me


i would spend it on ciggies rather than lunch
so now i just try and spend it all on food
before i get the chance to buy any ciggies

i needs the extra stone in weight also!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
# And Now...
to ride Mrs O' Riley

(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)