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# Hahahaha wyh
What's got three legs and lives on a farm in Scotland?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# i dont know
What has got three legs and lives on a farm in Scotland?
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# A cow that lost one of its legs in a farming accident?

Or a farmer that gained a suspiciously bovine looking one in a similar yet allegedy unlinked farming accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Mr and Mrs Mills
the money grabbing Twunts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# money grabbing twunts?
they earned their money - even Linda had her own career (this does not count "backing singer for Wings" which she did as a favour to John Lennon in order to sabotage Paul`s career)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# This was directed more at the lovely Ms Mills
than poor old Paul.

How she ever won her case I'll never know

actually lots of money = good lawyers = huge payout
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# ooh what case was this?
did she sue car companies for discrimination in not providing a single multi-function pedal in manual gear cars?

/the world`s going nuts..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# No 1993 after walking out in front of a Police motorbike
from between parked cars, while on her mobile.

Apparently a former 'swimwear' model she used it to raise (read HER) profile of amputations caused by landmines in the former Yugoslavia.

The policeman will never work again, and got bugger all. Nice that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
I don`t like her much.. she`ll never be Linda
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# go to Heathermills.org
even her own site can't agree on what she's supposed to have been or done
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)
# The McCartneys?
Ho ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# yuk
I have a wet head
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Cooooorrect!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Paul McCartney and his current one legged bint
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# poor poor Linda
oh lovely Linda
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:29, archived)
# I shall send that link home for my future entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I assume it's Lord & Lady McCartney
But how do they smell? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Awful!
Alaska....

/standard response #879
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# jamaica?
nnnghhhh
(UTB, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)