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# hmmm tasty
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Thanks for that.
My keyboard is now covered in coffee!;)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahaha!
funnily enough, the company really might do down the pan
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# I worked on the design of that product
Are you saying it's crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# the design's not crap
it's the vomitous food that's bin-worthy
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:23, archived)
# I
make it a matter of principle never to buy anything that says vegetarian. Especially not "vegetarian chicken".
(Pseudonym, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Me too
most 'vegetarian' stuff is more highly processed than normal food.

And don't get me started on bloody organic veg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# That's right!
I like my chicken breasts full of hormones, just the way nature intended... It's never done me any harm!

*caresses moobs gently*
(Pseudonym, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# you worked on Linda McCartney`s breasts
.. massaging them gently


mmm lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Until
I'm

Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# well that's my work out the window for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# You are a food designer?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# No, not really
I was actually lying. I wonder if it is a compulsion?

I think what I really meant was 'I wish they'd employed someone actually ABLE to design' both for the taste and the packaging. I could have done better.

Hell even Rik could have done better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# That type of food really is revolting though
shredded cardboard and fat *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:42, archived)
# I have nothing against vegetarian food
I eat a variety of stuff and some of it is packaged as 'vegetarian', some is actually nice. But stuff like this is sacrificing taste for the cause and I don't understand why, there is plenty of stuff you can do without using meat products- it's only hurting the image to keep releasing vile concoctions like these meals
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# you love it


UNTIL I`M DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# You're just jealous of my animated autograph you cad
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:46, archived)
# amn`t!

/is a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha wyh
What's got three legs and lives on a farm in Scotland?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# i dont know
What has got three legs and lives on a farm in Scotland?
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# A cow that lost one of its legs in a farming accident?

Or a farmer that gained a suspiciously bovine looking one in a similar yet allegedy unlinked farming accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Mr and Mrs Mills
the money grabbing Twunts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# money grabbing twunts?
they earned their money - even Linda had her own career (this does not count "backing singer for Wings" which she did as a favour to John Lennon in order to sabotage Paul`s career)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# This was directed more at the lovely Ms Mills
than poor old Paul.

How she ever won her case I'll never know

actually lots of money = good lawyers = huge payout
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# ooh what case was this?
did she sue car companies for discrimination in not providing a single multi-function pedal in manual gear cars?

/the world`s going nuts..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# No 1993 after walking out in front of a Police motorbike
from between parked cars, while on her mobile.

Apparently a former 'swimwear' model she used it to raise (read HER) profile of amputations caused by landmines in the former Yugoslavia.

The policeman will never work again, and got bugger all. Nice that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
I don`t like her much.. she`ll never be Linda
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# go to Heathermills.org
even her own site can't agree on what she's supposed to have been or done
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)
# The McCartneys?
Ho ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# yuk
I have a wet head
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Cooooorrect!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Paul McCartney and his current one legged bint
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# poor poor Linda
oh lovely Linda
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:29, archived)
# I shall send that link home for my future entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I assume it's Lord & Lady McCartney
But how do they smell? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Awful!
Alaska....

/standard response #879
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# jamaica?
nnnghhhh
(UTB, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Woo! Funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# ex
cellent
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha!
good plan. took me a mintue though, it looks perfectly normal if your not thinking about it.
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
*runs off to get tea to spit over keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# vegetarian chicken eh?

I like Linda Daddy Mac (`ll make ya.. JUMP JUMP) grub
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Faaaaantastic
That's a keeper...
(declan_m, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahaha,
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# haha, nicely done


am vegetarian, but still find this funny
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# a vegetarian with a sense of humour? whatever next!
ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:34, archived)
# How rude of me
I reply to others and not say how Woo the pic is
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha!
Genuine "LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# wonderful
but tragic it took me a mo (not mowlam) to spot it
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# ultrafunny
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# best "WOO" ever
official
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 19:23, archived)