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[challenge entry] I'll be there!
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From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)

(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# ha!
brilliant!
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Yay!
Jammy Dodgers - much better than HobNobs
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Have you tried
Vimto flavour jammy dodgers yet?
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:44, archived)
# oooh! yum!
(oh, and it's JAMMIE DODGERS, I believe)

/pedant



There's nothing to see here

(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:51, archived)
# Come now...
HobNobs are the king of biscuits.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 12:00, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# ha ha ha - this is my body
EAT ME!
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:44, archived)
# haha cor! That would even make me go to church!
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:44, archived)
# hahah that`s bloody brill
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Ha ha
Jammy dodgers and communion tea. Wonderfull
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:47, archived)
# simple
yet effective

woo, nailed to a cross
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:47, archived)
# wot?
no jaffa cakes?

pfft...

nah... much as I like jammy dodgers, I still can't forgive my auntie, who back when i was but a nipper, gave us those ones with the cream in them... eeuuuch... expecting a loverly jammy crunchness, and getting that but with some added icing type white stuff was not what my mouth was expecting...
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Reminds me of an early experience with my choirmaster...

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(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:49, archived)
# You know....
as I typed that I just knew somebody would pick that up.. :)

still... thats this place for you.. more double entendres than you could shake a stick at.. :-)

(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:53, archived)
# pffft!
you said 'shake a stick at'... sounds a bit rude, that...


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(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:55, archived)
# yup...
Funny thought... we never had a choirmaster, we had a choirmistress, but if my memory serves, none of us went near her (nor she us, coz I do remember my mate telling me she was "one of them lesbeings" )
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:58, archived)
# very good indeed!
would have wooed it sooner but am hanging on
phone to give BT a bolloxing
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:51, archived)
# give 'em one for me...
BT engineer came round yesterday to sort out home broadband connection (wires not up to it). He said the charge is £45 callout, plus £1 per hour. He was there drilling holes etc for nearly 2 hours - Mrs ZW refused to make him a cup of tea, as she worked out it'd cost us a fiver eaxtra!


There's nothing to see here
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Dang -
our line went down last week for home/office number - yet broadband stayed running - they fixed
problem 2 days later after having to go back for traffic lights and luminous vests (i shit you not)
3 days later, no f'ing phone again, but broadband going fine, and at least 3 other people in this very small
street are going thru same thing - and I'm waiting for hospital app. - arseholes!

- apparently my call will be answered as soon as possible - current time on hold, 23 minutes

/spleen vented
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Compo Winner..
.. Surely?
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:58, archived)