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# I can't decide what kind of monger actually wants it . . .

I heard it was aimed at lager drinkers . . . BUT THEY DRINK FUCKING LAGER, YOU MARKETING SPAZZTARDS!!!

*calms*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# I love the great Wintery taste of Extra Warm...
uuummmmm, it's mulled!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)
# I usually ask them to microwave it for a few seconds . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# it's growing on me...I think they should rebrand more drinks
Heavy lite... Spicy mild... Porter white...

the possibilities are endless
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Dark Pale Ale...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# a nice pint of Landlord... with a wedge of lime to drink it through
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# You sicken me!
But I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Actually
I love the stuff, prefer it to the room temperature variety. For one thing, if you're outside and sunny it stays cold longer. It's fucking horrible if it gets warm. But I hear they don't sell it in Ireland, it's just a British thing. True?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5126846
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# *puts on kuckledusters*

me next . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5126938
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# swearing is a fucking direct re-cunting-sult
of a man's Guinness being too shitting cold

probably

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# they can prove it
with science!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)
# *proves it . . . *


WITH SCIENCE!!

See! Teh Prof knows all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Do they make them?
If not can we get some printed? I'd buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)