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[challenge entry] 'Take it back to the Boozers'!

An idea reworked from earlier

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Hmm...Guiness...
Lovely stuff, had a glass from someone who knew how to properly pour a Guiness, creamy head and all. It's delicious.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Did they also know how to spell it?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:37, archived)
# I wasn't gonna tell him
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Yes
But I don't. Luckily they don't care if you pronounce one or two N's.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Hurrah!

I want a 'no, I don't want a fucking extra cold' t-shirt . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:43, archived)
# I'm with you there Dave
If I don't specify, I want NORMAL
extra-fucking-cold-my-fucking arse Etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)
# I can't decide what kind of monger actually wants it . . .

I heard it was aimed at lager drinkers . . . BUT THEY DRINK FUCKING LAGER, YOU MARKETING SPAZZTARDS!!!

*calms*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# I love the great Wintery taste of Extra Warm...
uuummmmm, it's mulled!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)
# I usually ask them to microwave it for a few seconds . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# it's growing on me...I think they should rebrand more drinks
Heavy lite... Spicy mild... Porter white...

the possibilities are endless
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Dark Pale Ale...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# a nice pint of Landlord... with a wedge of lime to drink it through
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# You sicken me!
But I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Actually
I love the stuff, prefer it to the room temperature variety. For one thing, if you're outside and sunny it stays cold longer. It's fucking horrible if it gets warm. But I hear they don't sell it in Ireland, it's just a British thing. True?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5126846
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# *puts on kuckledusters*

me next . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5126938
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# swearing is a fucking direct re-cunting-sult
of a man's Guinness being too shitting cold

probably

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# they can prove it
with science!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)
# *proves it . . . *


WITH SCIENCE!!

See! Teh Prof knows all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Do they make them?
If not can we get some printed? I'd buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Mmmm...
Extra Cold Gooeyness.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)
# *slaps*
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)
# I'm telling on you
Mummmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)
# she'll slap you too
if you keep saying you like extra cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)
#
slap some sense into you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)
# *dresses up as SS's Mum*

*slaps him*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)
# You're 'orrible to me
Hugs knees, sits in corner sobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)
# drink a man's drink like a man, the way men intended it to be drunk
or go over there and swish about in your skirt with your extra cold.

Those are your options.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Mmmmmmm...TV opportunity :)
*dons skirt*

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(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)
# why all the fighting?
both types of guiness taste like liquid dog business

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Pah!

Guinness won us the ashes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)
# *shouts from the distance*
CRICKET'S FOR GAYERS!!!

*re-scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)
# hahahahahahaha that's fucking thinking
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)
# all that thinking has f*cked me right up for the rest of the day now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# I'm a bartender me
& I love the fact that I can now draw the shamrocks in the Guinness head! Looks so impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# NO!

I DEMAND that you draw cdc in them!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Damn! wish i hadn't quit yesterday!
It's OK, I'll try to get a job at the Wetherspoons down in Cantebury, just for you! & your CDCs!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Canterbury?

You've picked the furthest place in the known multiverse from my house!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)
# I'll mail one to you then...
Just hope the hed stays in the pint as it's delivered
My Guinnes related St Pat's day tale
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# oh u don't wanna do that
i live there (not the pub just the city) and it's got a scarily high chav population and they all go to 'spoons!
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# I was a barman a few years back
when Guinness were pushing the shamrock business. I used to draw genitals (both sexes) and different species of fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)
# I didn't ask for your life story
I asked for a Shirley Temple!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Shirley Temple
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Shirley Temple
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Ruth Madoc!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Ruth Madoc

Also 'Ruth Madoc'? Darned Google image search...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# now thats a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# who do you think would win in a fight between Genesis
and Roxy Music?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:39, archived)
# There's only one way to find out... FIGHT!


Tough call though, that one, I'd say genesis though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:40, archived)
# it one of life's unsolvable mysteries...
like all those other ones
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

NO WAY! Ferry'd whip Collins' skinny arse with his greasy fringe!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Possibly, but their earlier back catalogue is far superior..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:44, archived)
# GAH! no, we don't have to listen do we?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Nope...


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)
# We would all win.
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:43, archived)
# no matter who wins
Phil Collins should stop releasing records...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)
# I think we should campaign for this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Frank Warren might promote it,
if he doesn't work out his lovers tiff with Ricky..
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Genesis have it!
googlefight calls Genesis the winner at a score of:

53,300,000 to 2,720,000

I'd have thought Ferry could take Gabriel...
(spawnbauble, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Gabriel has a
Sledgehammer..
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)