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# ..
:-)

or I drive for ages, have a mcdonalds, fill up with petrol all so I can get to the recycling centre
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Hey, close enough!
I love your work!
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# AAHHHH!!!!
I see... how very prominently accurate!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# all she needs is a "make poverty history" arm band
- how come you don`t see them around any more? .. like Burberry and Crazy Frog
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Because they were all shit fads?
(Yes, even the poverty bands, as only the money from the actual bands went to good causes, many businesses just mooched off of the popularity for profits)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:38, archived)
# the missus had one
- she`s a good soul, don`t get me wrong

but when I pointed out that she`d just paid 25 quid to have her nails done.. well let`s just say it didn`t go down too well!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Haa!
Very true... Personal appearance costs so much these days, then people can't even be arsed to give a couple of quid out to save someone else's life
EDIT: However I walked past a 'hobo' in Canterbury on wednesday with his mp3 player blaring & Timberland jacket on. When I didn't give him any money he told me to go die of cancer.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# in fairness, she does give a lot to charity
I just like pissing her off :)

edit: re: cancer - it`s gonna get us all, so you might as well start smoking 40 a day

girl in the office said "oh I`ve quit! you`re so unhealthy!"

I said "you work in London don`t you?"
"yes, why?"
"see up there *points*?"
"yes"
"pollution love.. pollution - you`ll be no healthier"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Because Live 8 happened...
and Bob cured the world.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:41, archived)
# damn you and your clever messages
good point, well made

I never drive these days, but given a choice between car and London`s shit transport... well, it`d have to be the car :\
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# because driving in London
is so much better?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:48, archived)
# gets you from A to B quicker, cheaper, and you get some legroom
did somebody actually decide to build buses that could only accomodate people up to 5`7" tall?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:56, archived)
# probably those damned Victorians
and their stubby legs!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:00, archived)
# I`ll bet Ken Livingstone has retractable legs
.. autographed by Maggie Thatcher

"to Ken,

love always

your little Maggie Moo Moo"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Surely most local Tesco have recycling points in them...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:40, archived)
#
you can`t be pedantic about an uncertainty
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Damn it!
The clever one is right again!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Mr.Pedantic will guide you... never fear
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Like larger boned ladies...
who will have a pigout of a meal and say 'Diet Coke please'.

so that'll get you down a dress size.

(woo to the piconnundrum)

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# That's me
that is!

Diet Coke with lime please
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:45, archived)
# surely...
it's bin'dun
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Moral:
sod the recycling.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:11, archived)