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# ..
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Wait... I'll get it in a minute...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:26, archived)
# I'm just thinking that...
help!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Nah
I'm stumped
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Fucked if I know
but didn't want to say first
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Traffic Queue...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# I won't
that's got me stumped
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Mcdonalds...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# ^ this, I`m afraid
/not very awake today

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Clothing Bank...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# ...and?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:30, archived)
# "Yes, but what does it mean?"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Not a lot evidentially...
But it's very deep.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:38, archived)
# looks like she's doing her bit to save the planet.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:30, archived)
# No, the White Zone is for immediate loading and unloading, there's no stopping in a Red Zone
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Are you on an Airplane kick today?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:35, archived)
# I am, but thats not important right now
Did you have the Steak or the Fish?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:35, archived)
# I remember...
...i had the lasagne
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)
#
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:45, archived)
# ha ha
i watched that yesterday


"You ever seen a grown man naked Joey?"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)
# "Looks like i chose the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"
Cocking amazing film =)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:40, archived)
# "Get me Rex Kramer"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:41, archived)
# "Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:45, archived)
# I drive a large car
sit it in traffic jams all day, eat crap and buy lots of petrochemicals.

But it's all alright because I put my empty Coke bottle in a green bin.

Is that it?
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:30, archived)
# you brainy
person- -of course!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:31, archived)
# It's monday morning...
how did you get that?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)
# I am all of teh brainy
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:34, archived)
# ..
:-)

or I drive for ages, have a mcdonalds, fill up with petrol all so I can get to the recycling centre
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Hey, close enough!
I love your work!
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# AAHHHH!!!!
I see... how very prominently accurate!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# all she needs is a "make poverty history" arm band
- how come you don`t see them around any more? .. like Burberry and Crazy Frog
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Because they were all shit fads?
(Yes, even the poverty bands, as only the money from the actual bands went to good causes, many businesses just mooched off of the popularity for profits)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:38, archived)
# the missus had one
- she`s a good soul, don`t get me wrong

but when I pointed out that she`d just paid 25 quid to have her nails done.. well let`s just say it didn`t go down too well!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Haa!
Very true... Personal appearance costs so much these days, then people can't even be arsed to give a couple of quid out to save someone else's life
EDIT: However I walked past a 'hobo' in Canterbury on wednesday with his mp3 player blaring & Timberland jacket on. When I didn't give him any money he told me to go die of cancer.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# in fairness, she does give a lot to charity
I just like pissing her off :)

edit: re: cancer - it`s gonna get us all, so you might as well start smoking 40 a day

girl in the office said "oh I`ve quit! you`re so unhealthy!"

I said "you work in London don`t you?"
"yes, why?"
"see up there *points*?"
"yes"
"pollution love.. pollution - you`ll be no healthier"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Because Live 8 happened...
and Bob cured the world.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:41, archived)
# damn you and your clever messages
good point, well made

I never drive these days, but given a choice between car and London`s shit transport... well, it`d have to be the car :\
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# because driving in London
is so much better?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:48, archived)
# gets you from A to B quicker, cheaper, and you get some legroom
did somebody actually decide to build buses that could only accomodate people up to 5`7" tall?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:56, archived)
# probably those damned Victorians
and their stubby legs!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:00, archived)
# I`ll bet Ken Livingstone has retractable legs
.. autographed by Maggie Thatcher

"to Ken,

love always

your little Maggie Moo Moo"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Surely most local Tesco have recycling points in them...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:40, archived)
#
you can`t be pedantic about an uncertainty
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Damn it!
The clever one is right again!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Mr.Pedantic will guide you... never fear
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Like larger boned ladies...
who will have a pigout of a meal and say 'Diet Coke please'.

so that'll get you down a dress size.

(woo to the piconnundrum)

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# That's me
that is!

Diet Coke with lime please
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:45, archived)
# surely...
it's bin'dun
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Moral:
sod the recycling.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:11, archived)