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# congratulations
Have a link to a funny news article involving a man and a horse
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# thankyou
very much appreciated.
and what a lovely heart warming story it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Jesus,
it'd nearly reach his fucking heart.

*hopes it didn't*

I'm amazed that 20 US states consider buggering fauna to death acceptable, yet doggy style sex is illegal in 7 states.

Yanks are shit aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# doggy style is considered a step away from homosexual relationships
american's in obviously an overgeneralised statement are homophobic, hence they dislike the idea of this

but yes, they are stupid cunts
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# True story:
When I were a wee'un my parents had a half-way house, so loads of cons came out of the nick and stayed with us.

We had an assassin, a few bank robbers and stuff, good lads most of them.

Anyway, one time me old man goes off to court with one of the lads and they are waiting for his case to be called (it's a simple "we'll have the case in 4 weeks time, fuck off 'till then" style affair) and there's this farmer in there for fucking sheep.

He's happy to admit to it, so it's over pretty quickly and they set a date for the trial, but as they are leaving the QC asks a question, just as a metter of interest, like, questioning the farmer as to the sex of the beasts.

Despite having just admitted to shagging sheep, the farmer is incenced by this and leaps from the dock and makes a brave bid to get to the beak's throat, all the while shouting, "You calling me a fucking queer?".

True story, thought I'd share it with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Pffft.
"bizarre case of bestiality"

It's only bizarre because he died. Normally, though...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:12, archived)
# People should stick to their own species more often.
It's probably how the first STD's got introduced.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# how did he die?
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Clearly either fucking or being fucked by a horse.
I bet it trod on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hmmmmmm?
Is that for real, or one of those "joke" websites where anyone can post supposed "news"? If it's real, that "journalist" is, well, not very good. There are numerous spelling msiteaks, unproper useage of the grammar, phrases such as "they told me they were freaked out" and, well, it doesn't even explain how the bloody pervery died. I'm still trying to find the graphic content that the disclaimer warned me about!!!
(RiverChelt, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)
# ...
While I can't verify that the gent really did croak it making sweet love to a horse, I can tell you KOMO News is legit, just really, really stupid (typical American news outlet). And I've been to Enumclaw - 'tis full of scary Washington state hillbilly folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:19, archived)